A janitor/scientist bio-engineered a bunch of spiders, unleashed the spiders on an island, the spiders wiped out every living thing on the island, and then the dude renamed the now barren rock of an island after the spiders.
The one survivor of the genocide joined the CIA, was renamed “Survivor”, and gets stronger the more pissed off at him you get.
Another janitor/scientist tried to science the Skeleton Orcs, gave them absurdly broken powers, and then got exiled for being a massive fuck-up. His name now means “Failure”.
In the Skeleton Orcs species, the females are more aggressive. In the prominent Hobbit species, “female” refers to coding that makes one more passive. The main Skeleton Orc gang, who are males by their species rules, are never considered females to the Hobbit species despite the fact that they should be what the Hobbits define as “female”.
Some of the janitor/scientists get flash-banged into blindness when they accidentally see Jesus disintegrate. They overcome this blindness by forcing brainwashed slaves to ride piggy-back on them and use telepathy to see out of the slaves’ eyes. Two of the slaves are really into this, and after being unbrainwashed, one of those two throws a fit because she preferred the slave job.
There are multiple characters named after real people. One of those real people was the wife of the author.
There are two characters whose names are one letter apart, one of whom was made out of the other, but the similarities of their names is a coincidence.
There is one race of hobbits capable of being either sex. Despite that, the only blue one in the group is the only female.
The light-hobbits and their kin grow larger when standing in God’s heart for no discernible reason. This happens to no one else except for one guy, which is explained in story into him just making himself bigger.
A character is killed and immediately replaced by an exact replica whose only stated name is that he is the replacement of the original guy. He’s not a clone. He’s a completely different guy who looks the exact same and has the same powers.
A guy repeatedly hypnotized his coworker until his coworker became mentally disabled.
A guy repeatedly lashed out at and physically disabled multiple of his coworkers, and they just kept putting up with his shit. They literally had entire rest of the planet to leave to, or multiple armies to use to gang up against him, and instead they all stayed in one place around him and ignored him.
While there is a system set in place to bring people back to life, one character was mauled so violently by sasquatch that it is impossible to revive him.
The lizard tiddy dominatrixes also have wigs and high-heels. They are capable of wearing masks that give superpowers, but would rather not because they are too vain to hide their faces.
Trying to kill yourself in front of your brainwashed friend is a surprisingly effective way of snapping him out of the brainwashing.
A hobbit broke into the CIA’s bosses office and was rewarded with employment and a car with legs.
A guy capable of creating anything and who has the ability to teleport himself, other people, and large objects, had something stolen from his office by his janitor/scientist/bodyguard. He threw a tantrum about it and had the CIA murder everyone who knows where his house is, including their own staff, rather than the guy just building better security or moving his house somewhere else.
Cthulu traded bodies with some dude for a while. The above guy is capable of forcing them to swap back against Cthulu’s will, yet somehow he still didn’t even both considering a way to protect his own house other than whining the CIA into murdering a bunch of people.
A guy was supposed to be a doctor, but was so awful at it that he kept hiding his traumatized patients, and his home became the word for “hell”.
Yaoi-Hands Sword-wielding Nerd Husband has an item that lets him open dimensional portals. He considers using it to drop kaijus on cities amusing.
One of the cities Nerd-Husband dropped a kaiju on was the brain of God. Despite dropping a kaiju on the brain of God, there is no mention of him facing any disciplinary actions for this, although he is punished harshly for selling himself as a bruiser to a gang for sentient drugs.
Nerd Husband later fell into a pool of sentient drugs and tripped out so hard he gained ethereal knowledge.
A hobbit has the ability to teleport by walking in slow-motion (granted the place he teleports to is in walking-access). Despite him and his ability being very prominent in the early story, the author of the books never was able to learn what was intended by this guy’s power.
Two video games that introduce more lore fluidly to the story than most other media of that time are retconned out of canon.
