Jade.... 2!

put her in subspace act normal so she doesn't expect anything and suddenly start asking her really strange confusing questions and really difficult logic puzzles and start timing her and really strongly implying you'll think less of her if she answers incorrectly and start asking really scary questions like you remembered to do the thing right and just stare when she asks what and go in a really disappointed voice "... nevermind"

I wanna see some high pressure sales from you if you want it. Sell me this pen, puppy.

it's good and cute when girls have horns

there's just something about shining a tiny phone flashlight down a pitch black hallway and whispering "who's there?" that makes you scared. does anyone else share this feeling?

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Walter Dominique Gaster Martinez, was "scattered" straight across "time and space" because you weren't fucking watching him.

When racecars are all bundled up into a huge group while moving it gives me the same feeling as seeing lots of salmon or eels travelling up/downstream.

Racecars are a kind of fish 🐟