i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not
i know they say no
one is coming to save you
but why the fuck not
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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trying on a metaphor
Sade Olutola
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Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
wallacepolsom
occasionally subtle

Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap

if i look back, i am lost
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noise dept.

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i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not
i know they say no
one is coming to save you
but why the fuck not
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Things worn down by people.
this is unironically one of the most beautiful photo sets i've ever seen

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If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.
North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.
NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?
Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish
yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes
“there’s that penny again, pa!”
this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes
Jannik Hösel Senium (German, b. 1998, Black Forest region, Germany, based Florence, Italy) - Semele, 2025, Paintings: Oil on Canvas, Private Collection
They. They forgor
They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.
this is a fucking futurama bit
every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with
some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish
sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up
the post that keeps on giving (via @zenyeetaa):
#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

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You ever have that "hungry but nauseous" feeling about activities? Like you really really want to do something and you've got plenty of fun hobbies and things you could pick from but all of the options turn your stomach so you're just laying there bored and angry about it.
Disregard that, the painkillers kicked in. Time to get up and go do some various fuckery to my clothes.
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This is a great strategy for people who struggle with habit brushing. If you use brushing as a way to jump out of boredom (big ADHD problem) you'll be doing it more regularly
mutuals this winter we are all doing this
I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

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