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I didn’t, my doc in Auckland did. I’d have been out a lot earlier if it had been up to me

Er… no. But only because the situation came up before we got to speak. And Virgil wanted his wingman and, y’know, we don’t run everything past Scott.

No.

… also no. But Virgil told him!

@mitchmatchessocks is gonna love this one.

I know. It's much easier to believe in a conspiracy than years of early mornings, good coaching, sports scientists, teammates, dedication and hard work 🙂‍↔️

It's also always interesting when people think they've uncovered a doping scandal that somehow escaped the anti-doping gang, my national federation, the Olympic officials, and every journalist covering the sport…

Given the number of times I’ve had to explain my whereabouts to WADA, the number of samples, the most sophisticated testing that they have… I think you’re gonna need better evidence for your theory there 🫶🏻

All clean here, pal✌🏻 in fact, given the scandals in other sports a few Games earlier, our entire team was aggressively clean. All of us wanted to stand on that podium, knowing we’d competed fair and square, and won 🥇

If Gordon didn’t hold the record for being the fastest and the medal for winning the race in which he was the fastest (well duh) - somebody else would have, right? Would that mean they must have been taking something too? If you disqualify them then who is next fastest? Oh no! They must be doping too!!

Or perhaps records and medals can be held by the fastest people who don’t dope? Because the ones that do get caught and don’t count.

I’m quite sure what effect Gordon taking anything could have had on the rest of the family’s “superhero” tendencies either… 🤔 that just makes zero sense, Anon.

And you, who consider yourselves so superior, made a truce with your enemy. How pathetic. If you are a computer program, then perhaps someone should install a good anti-virus.

YES, WE HAVE A TRUCE WITH EARTH. YOU MIGHT BE GRATEFUL FOR IT AS YOU LIVE ON THE EARTH, AND WE WERE ONLY TOYING WITH YOU EARTHMEN FOR OUR OWN AMUSEMENT AT THE TIME. HAD WE BEEN TRULY BEEN FOCUSED ON THE EARTH'S DESTRUCTION, EARTH WOULD HAVE BEEN A SMOKING CINDER WITHIN AN HOUR. NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT WOULD HAVE INCLUDED YOU, YOU BRAINLESS NINNY.

IT TAKES STRENGTH TO EXERCISE RESTRAINT AND PATIENCE, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT WOULD BE SO EASY FOR US TO WIPE THE EARTH CLEAN OF MALIGNANT TUMORS SUCH AS YOURSELF. THAT WE HEED THE REQUESTS OF YOUR ENEMIES TO SPARE YOU, NOW STEP BACK AND CONSIDER WHAT WE HAVE JUST SAID. WE HEED THE REQUEST. THAT IS ALL THEY CAN DO: REQUEST THAT WE NOT HARM YOU. THEY HAVE NO WAY OF STOPPING US IF WE CHOSE NOT TO. THERE IS A PATHETIC BEING IN THIS SITUATION AND IT NEITHER THE MYSTERONS NOR YOUR ENEMIES.

What has been your favorite date?

If you were planning the perfect date, what would it be?

Huh, I guess it’s been a while since we’ve been down this path… so alright then.

Uh… well I guess… uh… reasonably recently. Was just a casual thing, just drinks, barely even a date to be honest, was just chatting and a glass of wine and finding out a bit about each other outside of a work context. No big deal but I suppose most people would say it was a date in a technical sense.

If you mean purely the date activity rather than the meaningfulness or the person then… Heh, probably the time I went to a theme park with a girl from high school. She’d won these skip the queue passes and it was epic - we went on The Mamba six times in a row and both got so dizzy that I walked into a fence and fell on my butt and she was sick in a trash can. Fun times 🤣

Two degrees rat loving city girl will not be when I find her 🦑

Jamie Nares

Untitled, 2023

Whumpee being rescued by gruff/stoic team of caretakers. Whumpee starts crying and the caretakers all look at each other wondering wtf are they supposed to do

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content: captivity, implied torture, death mention, murder mention, past trauma, whump aftermath, multiple caretakers, gruff caretaker

The rescue had been the easy part. At least that was what Ae was beginning to realise once Whumpee, the person they had rescued with their team, started crying uncontrollably.

They'd found Whumpee in a cage in Whumper's basement. Bee was the one who alerted them to the sound of quiet shuffling coming from behind a locked door, Cea was the one who picked the lock, and everything seemed to go well for everyone included when they finally got Whumpee out, but then they just started… bawling.

Ae wasn't good with emotions. Especially crying. And as they looked around for help, they found Bee and Cea equally lost. Maybe the three of them got along so well because none of them ever cried. But now there was a crying victim clinging to their pant leg. What were they supposed to do?

"If you're going to keep flirting with me, you better be prepared to do something about it."

It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of