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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

the sign in button?

one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

congratulations to the only post i've ever had breach 100k notes without any real discourse or fighting, just a lot of people wearily going, oh, god, same

that’s where i was raised

yeah I remember when you hatched

Saw someone calling HOT TO GO "YMCA for gay people" and like. I get what you're saying but. Have you actually listened to YMCA

Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

As the game goes on you have to cook for fewer and fewer people but their orders--and the ingredients they bring you--become increasingly unhinged

RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother

Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.