You should follow my art blog instead

the thing about het romances is most of them are sexist so even tho i’m meant to root for them ill spend half of it thinking he shouldn’t talk to her like that

comics are the greatest thing in the whole world too bad they require blood sacrifice to make

Listen: what this means is that in honor of Tim Curry and Dolly Parton we have to be gaudier and kinder than ever before. That’s what the world needs most of all. Get out there and be yourself.

Why does my nervous system react to the prospect of looking in my email inbox the same way it reacts to the prospect of seeing perhaps a pack of hungry wolves

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

if you think a word i say isnt real its because you dont know tigerwords

the "handheld" gamer wants their "hand held". the "console" gamer wants to be "consoled".

and the "pc" gamer wants their "pee" to be "see"n.

#NeverFlush