when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being

That’s because it IS gross vegetable alcohol

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

it me

Unmute

This cured my anxiety and depression

hello would u guys like a pic of my son being, Bad?

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

the void is loud and wants chicken

All historians are just angry, salty, bitter people who hate people long dead and fight about headcanons.

@brokenclara

❤

The best description of my favorite history teacher.

If anyone is wondering why I am the way I am, just know that I love history and kEEP WATCHING DIPWADS REPEAT IT

@effin-nietzsche