🌀number one boy🌀

good morning freaks, i am. Tired

why can’t they be domestic and freaky? these aren’t mutually exclusive things, people

the way shane’s brand deals and ad campaigns made him much more recognizable to non-hockey fans, jeopardizing his ability to have much of a sex life apart from ilya, while also ensuring that ilya was taunted by images of him year-round…the way shane spent the my moon my man montage getting more famous and more awarded and more celebrated and, simultaneously, more and more ilya’s

less background music during sex scenes more bodily sounds and MOANING

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

@eepybubble

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses