🌀number one boy🌀

good morning freaks, i am. Tired

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

Is there a reason they are all about water or apples

complete accident.

Are you sure you aren’t a horse

trots away from you....

why can’t they be domestic and freaky? these aren’t mutually exclusive things, people

the way shane’s brand deals and ad campaigns made him much more recognizable to non-hockey fans, jeopardizing his ability to have much of a sex life apart from ilya, while also ensuring that ilya was taunted by images of him year-round…the way shane spent the my moon my man montage getting more famous and more awarded and more celebrated and, simultaneously, more and more ilya’s