who up heating they rivalry

ilya trying to show david hollander a meme on his phone, david having to physically take the phone to hold it 2 feet from his face looking at it over his glasses, staring at it for 15 solid seconds reading it aloud under his breath, and then politely asking ilya “you know this person?”

Gay broke sober king 🤴

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

#BECAUSE IT IS

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

myshane is an ilya enabler, not an ilya apologist.

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

What Are You Doinf To My Poast

Anonymously tell me something you think about me 💭

myshane is an ilya enabler, not an ilya apologist.

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the fucking planet.