who up heating they rivalry

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

do you ever love someone so much you get kind of scared of them? not because they're scary, at all. but because you're so so worried you're gonna fuck up your closeness with them that you tiptoe around them, trying as hard as you possibly can to not do a single thing wrong

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you

@pineappical

Me realizing the issue happening at work is not really my problem to mess with anyway

does anyone know if it’s possible

ok good I was getting worried

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

There's "committing to the bit" and then there's whatever the fuck Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster were doing on television every week from 2006-2014

shawn spencer’s proposal to juliet was so funny bc it was lowkey him just going ‘will you be our third?’ bc sure there’s no sex between him and gus but emotionally? that’s his primary partner

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel