who up heating they rivalry

can we talk about ilya’s love for sucking cock. and while we’re at it can we also talk about how he swallows every time

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).

I'm a patron of the arts (I reblog on Tumblr dot com)

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me

disgustedly throws youtube autodubbing onto the pyre pile

cliff marleau…..now dont get me started on that

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck