*RE Merchant Voice* Whatcha Buying?

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

Being a fan of stories that revolve around robots or AI in the 21st century is so weird now. Like how do I tell people I'm the biggest fictional robot appreciator and the biggest real life robot hater

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

may all your mistakes be learning experiences

i hope you say something stupid and can laugh it off. i hope you get corrected on ignorance and become a better ally for it. i hope you learn that you're wrong about something and it changes your world view. i hope you get in a sticky situation and have to ask for help. i hope you lose an argument and it fosters better understanding. i hope you say something irrational and cruel and then apologize later for it. i hope something is your fault and you help to fix it.

i just really feel like if i was exposed to high levels of radiation that i could withstand it. like i know it kills people but i would simply withstand it

I love people with like. highly specific accessory/clothing kinks like unironically. you mean all I have to do to drive you up the wall is wear something completely mundane, harmless, or a bit weird? fantastic, especially as a sub bc you get to make me wear it. this costs me nothing and makes you out of your mind horny that sounds like a win/win

panties is by far the funniest version of this. I was going to wear those anyway.

glasses is another good one. girl I got u covered I can't see shit