posts about whatever whenever

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

IS THAT JESUS CHRIST OF NAZERETH??!?????

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

sorry im havin big grogs with the pig hogs

reverse engineered your dog and now im mass producing it in countries without dog ip laws

Let’s all actually do this

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say