Jonn is at his wits end. He tries so hard to be patient with the earth doctors. The greatest minds among them according to Batman and a few others. Yet Mgann has not recovered.

While out and about with her team she had caught something. Foreign, not of their world or their neighbor. Jonn is desperate he needs a solution soon before he overwhelms himself and Mgann.

He hates that he can feel her life slowly drain away..

"I may have a solution."

Jonn found himself with other doctors staring at a young apprentice. No if Jonn was right he wasn't the apprentice there was a girl who was. He just looked young.

"Are you a healer?" He asked. Usually he would try looking into his mind but his senses were so clouded.

"No but I know someone who knows what this may be."

It was a risk. One the doctors weren't sure of taking even worse Batman was definitely going to try and stop him. But Jonn couldn't take it anymore. He needed this solution now.

So he agreed. Much to everyone else dismay Jonn took Mgann with him to see this doctor. It was far quicker than he would have thought. They landed somewhere beyond freezing that Jonn would have thought they were on Pluto.

"Great One? Are you well— that child. Come we need to put her on a medical bed now." A white giant looked at the young ghost before looking at Jonn and Mgann.

He wouldn't lie he had never seen someone work so fast before. Jonn had so many questions and wanted to focus in on this doctor's mind for every move but he felt like he couldn't. All that really registered was that if he was successful he would be eternally grateful.

Danny: long uncut hair due to being busy with ghost fighting occupation, baggy clothes to hide suspicious injuries, in his prime

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Danny: *Catches it and glares at her*

Danny: What kind of surprise is that?!

Clark: *panicking* Put it around his wrist!

Danny: Wha-

Batman: *holds up arm* Just do it. They’ll never stop panicking otherwise.

*phantom puts the lasso around Batman’s arm*

Diana: Are you the real Batman?

Batman: This question is too generic as several people have stepped in as Batman before. But to answer your question, yes, I’m the original Batman.

Clark: It’s him. He’s the only one who would scold us while being interrogated.

Diana: One more.

Diana: What are you planning to do next?

Batman: I’m going to call Constantine and ask how adopting a ghost would work.

*crickets*

Danny: Why?

Batman: Because you’ve been here a month and obviously don’t have a decent guardian if you prefer us who have been get rid of you.

Jason is having a brothers day out with Dick. The once a month they let the other in on their inner most thoughts.

“So any thoughts of dating?” Dick asked, setting a beer in front of Jason before sitting with his own.

Jason snorts, “An alpha wouldn’t want me.”

“Come on Little Wing,” Dick insists, “a traditional alpha would like the fact you cook and take care of kids well. A non traditional alpha would love your independence and resourcefulness. What’s not to like about you!”

“No alpha wants an omega that can break them in half.”

900 miles away Danny Fenton sits at Nasty Burger with his friends. He was the only alpha in Amity Park that weighed 180 pounds soaking wet.

“Look, there might be someone outside of this small town that likes small alphas,” Sam tries to point out.

“Yeah,” Tucker backs her up, “statistically you’ll find a better match in a global city like New York or Gotham.”

“I did qualify for a Gotham U scholarship,” Danny says. Tucker grasps Danny’s shoulder and shakes it while Sam slaps the table excitedly.

“See!” She exclaims, “already looking at the bright side! We’ll help you pack, set up a dating profile, and plan rogue attack escape routes.”

“Oh! And catch you up to speed on the bats—”

And so Dick just kinda pushes right into Jason's space and swipes right for him which probably leads to a bunch of shouting and wrestling on the ground.

Meanwhile Danny has been getting absolutely zero attention on the dating app and then this absolute unit of a omega, and I mean just this jacked omega, like, the hottest omega on the planet to him, I mean this guy is better than anything he could have dreamed off.

Has apparently swiped right on him, and that's clearly a mistake right? or some prank maybe?

Until he sees Tucker's reaction who clearly looks seriously apprehensive. And then Sam is like, "don't pay attention to him" while Tucker is quickly schooling himself and apologizing.

“What the hell was that? He finally, finally! Goes on a date, and you’re face couldn’t look anymore sour then if you drank lime and pickle juice!”

“Come on Sam, even you have to admit that was an obvious catfish!” Tucker yells back while checking on his arm.

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

“The guy he matched with doesn’t exist! At least not anymore! Don’t you remember the case! The guys name itself was a red flag!”

“I have no idea what you’re going on about.”

Tucker looked at her incredulously, “have you not listened to any of the true crime podcasts I’ve recommended on my blog?”

Sam crossed her arms and just starred at him.

“You haven’t even read my blog have you?”

“I’ve been busy,” Sam defended.

“We’re literally roommates you have not been busy!”

“It doesn’t matter,” Sam said putting her arms up in defeat, “what happened there connects to the guy our Danny is going on a date with?”

“Eight years ago Bruce Wayne adopted a boy. A son who likes everything listed on that guy’s profile. Pride and Prejudice, neapolitan ice cream, and favorite color green,” Tucker says as her takes out his phone and starts typing quickly.

“Okay?” Sam says, “what does that have to do with anything?”

“That boy died, four years ago, officially, in Ethiopia. I’ve seen the morgue papers myself. It’s one of the biggest cover ups this century. And his name was Jason Todd,” he turned his phone around to show a picture of a boy. And Sam paused. While this photo was of a teenage boy, it definitely was the same face as the profile Danny showed them a an hour ago. Just more baby fat.

“Holy fuck Danny’s in trouble.”

Breaking driving laws wasn’t something Sam did often in Gotham. Especially this close to night time but her friend was in trouble.

“They aren’t supposed to be at the restaurant for another twenty minutes. We could stake out on the roof-”

“-and risk a bat seeing us-” Sam interrupts.

“-They’ll understand when we tell them, they probably think Todd’s death is also fishy and wouldn’t like a man pretending to be him.”

Thankfully there was an apartment building across the street, with still attached fire escape. It still creaked though.

“Man I fucking hate this,” Tucker says, “how the hell do these not crumble under Batman or Red Hood’s weight fuck”

“Your idea,” Sam says, smirking at Tucker’s yeah I know.

Sitting at the roof’s edge wasn’t comfortable but anything for their friend, anything was worth it.

It was freezing but they didn’t have to wait long for the motorcycle that was as on the guy’s profile to park outside the restaurant.

Sam slapped Tucker’s arm to get him out of his phone and conspiracy boards, “he’s here.”

They watched as he set up the kickstand. The guy was as bulky as the photos were, so Tucker was thinking maybe Jason’s face photo shopped on the real guy’s body.

The guy took off his gloves and shoved them in his side bag. Before closing the bag back up he took out flowers, red spider lilies. Danny’s favorite.

“That’s actually sweet,” Tucker remarks then avoids Sam’s glare.

When the guy reaches for the strap of his helmet, Tucker gets his camera ready. But he doesn’t snap a picture because he’s frozen in shock.

Standing on that sidewalk was the same face from the profile. Only his green eyes glowed when in the flesh. Like Danny’s did.

“Holy shit,” Tucker says, “holy shit Jason Todd’s like Danny.”

“He’s like Danny,” Sam repeats in astonishment.

They both look at each other then start smiling, “he’s perfect!”

They started celebrating by hugging and jumping around, “Danny’s got a soulmate!”

They were shaking each other back and forth by their shoulders when they heard screaming from below.

So probably Jason expects to be the one to say princess carry his slightly shorter and much thinner alpha, to be the one who is large and in charge and do all the "strong manly" things one would normally expect an alpha to do for an omega.

Big, buff, grizzled Jason did not expect to get picked up like a princess.

Him being princess carried is Pride & Prejudice level, Sense and Sensibility core, Princess Bride dream.

And because I've been infected with Unidentified on Main, Wes is a liminal with the gift of prophecy and a conspiracy board. He's also a Beta. A very lanky Beta that's also often confused for an Omega.

Letting his eyes wander, he took note of the tasteful decor, and the stunning number of plants for a business unrelated to Ivy, before his eyes inevitably found the people within the building and began sleepily profiling them.

There was a male, Caucasian, in his early twenties, his head in his hands with a laptop opened to a blank document in front of him. College student, likely. A woman, of Asian descent, late twenties to early thirties, her eyes closed as she inhaled the steam coming from her drink. It was a Saturday, so it was likely her day off. The person in front of Tim - male, Caucasian, teen, typing rapidly on his phone with one hand and holding the strap of his backpack in the other - was on his way to a study session, if not setting up here to study with his friends. The person in front of him - male, African descent, late fifties, married, squinting at the board and chewing on his lip - was anxious about how long it’s taken him to decide on something, either having an anxiety disorder or needing to head out quickly. The barista…

Tim blinked. He’d thought he’d slept last night.

The barista was gorgeous. If Tim believed in the fae being in Gotham, he’d suspect this was the Summer King or something. They were definitely a meta, with subtly pointed ears and lightly glowing blue eyes, and small but noticeable fangs that flashed when they spoke.

Tim couldn’t look away now that he’s seen them.

“What can I do ya for?” A Midwestern accent, projected more with this sentence but otherwise light enough to miss.

“At no cost, and repeatedly please,” Tim heard someone mutter, only to watch those pretty eyes widen as a bright flush took over the man’s(?) face.

Even his ears turned red, Tim noted idly. The barista was staring at Tim as though stunned.

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An oldie but a goodie [repost]

3yo Danny: Oh hi, yeah I do this all the time, it's fine!

Nightwing:!?

So Danny is in Gotham with his parents as they investigate ghost signals from the Lazarus pits. The family has been living here for 6 months and none of the adults have noticed Danny is technically dead(Jazz has noticed and thinks she's an adult. But she is still a kindergarten. And she's not dumb enough to tell the ghost hunters that her little brother is a ghost)

The windows and doors get child locked and Jazz is left in charge when the parents leave for their nightly ghost hunting. Danny just walks through the wall and onto the fire escape before climbing to the roof to stargaze when Nightwing finds him.

Danny is immediately wary because he's dressed like a ghost hunter. He's got spandex and a logo! So Danny pretends to be human and immediately goes back inside to tell Jazz that there's a strange man on the roof.

Tho part of me feels now that she’s planning an interrogation

Which

Is hilarious considering she’s a kindergartner

Just imagine a serious little toy trying to question a grown adult vigilante , tho she might not know Dicks a vigilante, on why he was trying to sneak in after a child

Ignoring that she is also a child

I want this to be heard through coms cause it would be sooo funny

Also the bats will prob also be concerned that two tots were left along like this in Gotham

The bats will need to learn that they need a different approach in order to be let in without violence

I vote Cass is the one that manages to enter safely

It just feels like she’d be the one to figure out that these are two scared tots and proceed to calm them down enough to allow her inside to see her brothers

Which is when the drs Fenton arrive

Shooting first and immediately hitting both jazz and Danny and not realizing

To which bats react cause danger hurt tots

Which immediately makes Danny panic cause mom and dad are in trouble and he is overwhelmed

Danny blasts Jason and a loud gunshot like sound can be heard on the call

Danny back on the phone to the 911 operator: There was another bad man breaking in. Don't worry I got him. He got banged

911 operator, getting close to a heart attack: Okay Danny... Please put down the gun carefully... Are you and your sister okay?

Jazz's voice can be heard as she comes over talking to Danny. She sounds the same age as Danny does

They are going to be so stressed over these tots

Whelp drs Fenton are def going to get in trouble

I mean

Police think they left two tots alone with a loaded gun and they are technically not wrong since there are surely tons of ghost weapons lying within the tots reach

We know this cause that was Jazz’s backup plan

Speaking of jazz, she seems to be Offaly calm atm, prob cause she’s more focused on protecting Danny

Or she’s just that used to situations like this already

Neither of which are good

She’s imprinted on them, there hers now

She’s not letting them stay in this environment anymore and she’s probably doing everything in her power to not let these thoughts and emotions show through, lest she scare the tots

She just has to show them that the other two aren’t bad just dumb, then they can help her help the little ones

Also I kinda want to know what’s going through dicks head atm

He saw a tot on the roof, followed him inside to make sure he was ok, got attacked in the shins by another tot, tied up in a cage turned toddler pen and interrogated by said five year old, only to hear a scream then gunshot in the next room

He’s going to be more than a lil freaked out and worried until Cass gives the all clear

Also how’s Jason doing, did Danny’s blast knock him out, I kinda want him to wake up tied similarly to dick

Tho he wouldn’t be in one of the other cages since neither tot think he deserves to possibly get shocked (let’s be real all the cages prob have electric currents, Danny’s is prob the exception and I wouldn’t be surprised if part of…

Wait

I just had a horrible thought

What if Danny’s accident occurred in his playpen cause it was left electrified and right next to the portal or something

What if

What if the only reason why Danny’s pen doesn’t have an electric current running anymore is cause it got fried during Danny’s accident and neither parent noticed that it had a current to begin with

And by that I mean what if they were so careless when repurposing the cage that they forgot to turn of the current, left it by the portal, and placed Danny inside, giving him a mild shock, and left

After which Danny panics and tries to escape the pen, topples over onto the portal, portal ignites, and bam accident

All while jazz is panicking trying to help Danny but unable to get help due to the doors and windows being barred, and forced to watch the accident occur without being able to help

For all this to occur tho I’d imagine that the pen no longer has a roof or floor, so as to explain how he didn’t get shocked when the drs Fenton put him in and only started panicking when he bumped the wall while talking to jazz

Or what if they left the portal IN the pen where Danny gets hurt and jazz can’t help cause she gets shocked from the outside and unable to enter and help him

Either way I fear she witnessed the accident and most definitely blames herself for Danny’s ghostlyness

I'm thinking the playpen is banged up and the ceiling is gone. But its turned upside down which is why Jazz was able to use it as a cage for Dick.

Danny only got out of the portal and stopped being shocked/radiated when his powers manifested enough he was able to fly out. So it took a lot longer here than in canon for the accident to stop.

Jazz and Danny would drag Jason into the same room as the cage. They wouldn't have anyone cage to safely put him in so instead they try to barricade him in with furniture. Danny has super strength(relative for toddler) so Jason just wakes up tied to a pole by the jump rope and surrounded by chairs from the kitchen table. With Dick visible in the playpen/cage a few feet away.

I wonder how she’ll convince the tots that her brothers mean no harm?

I also can’t shake the feeling that once this little drama is settled and both boys are released that the Drs Fenton will burst in with there usual shoot first method

Which would be perfect timing for Batman to arrive and sees these two mad scientists pointing weapons and his children and a couple of tots

Heh that won’t end well

Tho I feel that jazz will just be so done with this entire situation and I would not blame her if she proceeded to just scream her head off to get everyone to stop the chaos

Which might accidentally startle Danny enough that he briefly goes invisible

Which the bats would immediately clock tho Im unsure if the parent Fenton would

Jack and Maddie just hear that someone broke into their apartment with their toddlers and hang up. Going running towards the apartment screaming about saving the kids from the 'blasted ghosts'.

Which is why they burst in when they do guns blazing.

Maddie "Put down my children you wretched ghost! I will dissect you molecule by molecule if you so much as hurt a single hair on their precious heads!

Jack: What she said!

How much you wanna bet that the police see the drs Fenton shoot strange weapons at the bats and kids

Something tells me that no matter how corrupt said officers are, they wouldn’t tolerate this

The Dr. Fentons are found to be too delusional to be held responsible because of their ghost rants. So end up doing a stint in Arkham(They quickly escape and flee back to Amity to plan their next move on how to get their kids back from the ghosts who stole them).

Poor life’s now have to deal with their parents being rogues oof

I wonder how long it will take the bats to realize Danny has powers, if they hadn’t already . I say Cass and/or Alfred are the ones who find oh first since it seems right

The tots are going to be so doted on and be so confused about it lol especially jazz since she’s used to being the one to look after Danny she’s going to probably get frustrated at times now that she’s suddenly being “babied”, treated how a kindergartner should

Is Damian around? If so I want him to take to being a big brother/uncle super well, tho I feel like he may try to teach the tots how to use weapons cause that was both normal for him and they desire to learn lol

I mean the tots are used to being around weapons, jazz wants to be able to better protect Danny, and swords and knives are cool lol

Maybe Damian is the first to find out and keeps the secret seriously and helps Danny control his powers

I just imagine part of the reason Damian becomes attached super quickly is cause the tots remind him of small animals so he isn’t as annoyed with them as he is the usual tot

I also wonder what other ghostly shenanigans occur since Danny does not have the luck for anything else lol

Do the tots figure out the bats identities or are they told, and how long does either take to occur I wonder

Danny apologizes to Dick and Jason shortly after arriving in the manor. They don't know for what and Danny's explanation of "Because Bang" doesn't clear anything up for them until later when they're going over the 911 call for the case.

Damian loves his new siblings. They're basically feral little kittens in his eyes. The batfam finally have to compromise of letting Damian teach them with practice wooden swords under strict supervision and some foam swords to play with outside of lessons.

And ghostly shenanigans do occur. Imagine if Pirah invaded Gotham instead of Amity when Danny is 6-7. And the batfam don't realize how it ended until Constantine shows up for a case one day and sees Danny for the first time since he won the right to be the ghost king. The crown and ring only visible to those who can see ghosts and the supernatural(Jazz knew)

Oh the heart attacks the bats will have upon learning that Danny took out Pariah oh my stars that’s perfect

I want Danny to be sneaky with the tech he steals and modifies, to the point that the bats start finding new tech in the cave without knowing where it comes from but it’s suspiciously convenient lol

Poor Jazz, someone needs to help her learn that she can just be a kid and doesn’t have to be Danny’s caretaker anymore

But also, Im here for the chaos of when she gets into psychology . No one will be safe from her then lol

Have the tots befriended any of the former rogues, I can see them both loving Harley and maybe even beg to hang out with her on occasion

Oh if drs Fenton try anything when the tots are with Harley or another rogue thru are going to lose lol

Speaking of, Im curious how the situation with the drs Fenton devolves, what levels are they willing to stoop too and I wonder if they ever figure out Danny’s abilities. If they do they’ll just assume it’s those evil ghosts fault or something

Do any of Danny’s other rogues appear, also does joker venom and fear toxin affect Danny differently or does he suffer like normal

Is Jazz liminal too, I mean while she wasn’t directly in the portal when it opened she was still in the room and she had been around ectoplasm for even longer so she’s probably at least a lil liminal now

What happened to the portal that Danny had his accident in, is it still active/open or is it like the portal from vlads accident and no longer functioning

What types of pranks does Danny pull on the bats once he’s a bit more comfortable around them cause he will pull pranks

Not on Alfred tho cause he may be small but he isn’t dumb

Does Alfred utilize Danny in order to Rick the others into taking better care of themselves, or maybe even sicks jazz on them

Dick: So how long ago did you fight Pirah?

9yo Jazz looks up from her psychology book she was reading: Nine months ago. I told you. Vlad and Danny had another fight and Ghost King decided to fight too

Dick: The imaginary vampire friend?

Jazz: He's not a friend. He's mean and wants to steal Danny and marry Momma.

Jason: You fought a god of death with just an imaginary friend to help?

Jazz: Vlad didn't help! And god of dead not death.

Sometimes they disassemble the new tech to try and repair it and find out that its breaking the laws of physics and they end up getting stressed over the new tech.

They 100% befriend so many rogues. Danny will sneak out to go ghost hunting and Jazz will go along as 'adult supervision' and often run into the rogues along the way. Harley is the one who gets her into psychology. Gifting her psychology textbooks(Stolen but don't tell Jazz that)

Jazz is liminal and gets more liminal over time as she helps Danny with ghost hunting. Eventually her eyes will occasionally flash green in anger and she gets some minor powers. Reading aura(her obsession is psychology).

The portal was still active and big enough for Jazz and Danny to crawl inside and into the ghostzone. Danny sneaks it into Wayne Manor and sometimes him and Jazz will go in there to see their ghostly friends.

Danny 100% pranks them by messing with their suits in non harmful ways. With kickme signs and such that they only find halfway into the patrol.

The fact they just assume Vlad is an imaginary friend is hilarious but I can’t help but feel for the tots since they will be so frustrated that no one will believe them, but will definitely have an “I told u so” moment when they finally realize Vlad is very real and very much a threat

How long will that take tho, and do the bats never notice when Vlad kidnaps Danny or is it just that Vlad doesn’t succeed in doing so until later on

Like maybe it isn’t until he clones Danny that he finally succeeds in kidnapping him. Leading to jazz kicking up a fuss that Danny is missing, then bam bats meet Dani and have the uh oh moment of finally realizing that Vlad isn’t an imaginary friend at all and feel so bad

I want jazz to stick her nose in the air and go I told you so then proceeded to not talk to the rest for weeks

I have a feeling tho that Alfred knew the truth, he knows all after all

Wait what if Alfred beets the bats to finding Vlad so when they arrive they find Alfred holding a ghost proof shotgun (curtesy of the tots :) ) to vlads head demanding he release his grandson