^that phone has a whole ass keyboard

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.

The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

SINNERS (2025) dir. ryan coogler

> Grace explains Humans strapped other Humans on top of Fire-Explodatron-9000 machines made out of weak human metal, basically Eridian cardboard, then shot them into orbit. Grace say the fire it makes is quite pretty to look at

Gifset source

But I'm ready

very very important

I meant to prank my friend by hiding hundreds of small ducks after saying I would hide small frogs, but it turns out due to some quirk of only 3 people on the entire Internet knowing what a prank is, it seems I have pranked hundreds of other people by saying I would put 100 small frogs in my friends house, when in fact the prank was that it was 202 small ducks.

an update. it has been over 4 months and they are still finding ducks