Yeah I’m casting spells but I’m also casting judgement. What the fuck is wrong with you

Ah yes the eighth plague, meteors

The booms emanating all over America is a sign that the end is coming but it’s all chill

Hey sorry about all the Sonic booms I’ve been testing out some new flying carpets

Yeah I’m hearing sensual and autistic boys are so in this summer, I can’t disclose my sources

I am straight sensual with it I fear

The pain is everlasting but so is the whimsy btw

I’m here to cast spells and fuck bitches and if you get In my way I’ll fucking blast you!

Back on my wizard shit JK I was never off it Fuck the gnomes

Lowkey my cauldron is small but size doesn’t matter it’s about what’s in the pot,

Me when my pasta is boiling

I’m making sauce out of things no one thought would sauce