Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

Kind of funny to me when humans are saddled with instincts which, historically over millions of years, offered a net-benefit to survival. And yet now in certain circumstances of modern day living just result in a doctor going, "yeah, so don't do that."

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

I loooooove getting rejected. People should reject more. It's the "maybes" and ghosting that's just like too much. A firm but polite "no" is infinitely more respectful of everyone's time and feelings. Can we just do that?

You guys know this is a pretty normal human want and not a special accomdation to be saved for people with autism right?

ok. enough of all that. now lets go to bed everyone. follow me

prog my ultimate, boy

it's that time again, kids

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges