t( ' u ' t)

"are you a man or a woman ?" i'm a knight on a quest hope that helps

Nonbinary is not girl lite and I'll kill you actually

Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

He’s casting a spell 🫧

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are a accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

top ten hi moments that will have you helloing

like yea you shouldn't expect anything out of being a nice person, you should be nice because its a good thing to do, but i can't emphasis enough just how many perks you get by not being an asshole.