KIROKAZE
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
EXPECTATIONS
will byers stan first human second
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Cosmic Funnies
Stranger Things
Claire Keane
JVL
Kiana Khansmith
d e v o n
izzy's playlists!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Andulka
Today's Document
wallacepolsom
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almost home
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@ariminiria
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i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology
this is about google’s ai overview
gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves
You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags
do u like mine
Oh wow.
Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know
@crowscriven
May I submit a suggestion for your ongoing cursed foods project?
OH NO
NO NO NO NO NO
CROW YOU CANNOT
I WILL HIDE THE CAN OPENERS
I WILL BREAK THE MIXING BOWLS
I hate to break it to you Tamber, but this is what happens when your close friend and housemate gets famous on the "yes, and" platform for something Cursed
Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.
So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.
We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon
I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.
I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.
Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
Personally I think that
Person A: *makes post*
Person B: *aggressive misinterpretation or bizarre derailment*
Person A: "Hey what the fuck"
Person B: "Excuse you, was I talking to you? Not everything is your business."
Person A: "It's my post."
might be the genre of tumblr interaction ever.
the point of pink camo is that it looks cute
no it's for concealment during combat operations in fantasy candy land type environments with bushes made of cotton candy and candy canes used as load bearing architectural elements. like the kart game in wreck it ralph. duhh.
There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white
on sharing one's opinons
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Every so often the topic comes up where someone wants to know what is my strategy for the nuclear apocalypse. I will tell you. My strategy is to be one of the 50+ percent of humanity that dies within the first minute. I ain't deal with all that
Ireland, waves crashing, Cliffs of Moher
This post keeps making me cry laughingg
for reference
I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.
And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.
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if the airlock (or just any of this) looks inaccurate, excuse me, I’m an idiot
warning: blood, and Grace frying the ever-loving heck out of his arm
The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.
