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adulthood notes:
The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.
The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.
The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.
The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.
The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.
The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.
ATXFX U KNOW NOT WHAT U DO FOR THIS COMMUNITY
The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.
Refusal of the Call
GET AWAY FROM ME
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Coin: okay, so what do each of you bring to the table
Haymitch: I'm a political mastermind that started working on this revolution over 25 years ago, already blew up the arena twice and I am the best chance you have to get the victors to work with you
Katniss: I'm deadly in combat, can shoot arrows with the precision of sniper bullets and I am literally the face of the revolution
Peeta: I can get Katniss and Haymitch to eat three meals a day, maintain a semblance of a sleep schedule, exercise, stay sober, shower and actually listen when I speak
Coin: that's not-
Plutarch: no, trust me, he's our most valuable asset
If you're wondering how things are going on bluesky, this brain genius is one of the engineers holding the site together.
People are yelling at him because he admitted been vibe coding the site for months and now he's having a meltdown about it. Things are great.
Fun to see this going around while bluesky is down
Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday
“But they forget”
sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????
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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
my lord i think we're lost
my lord????
*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up
My Lord COME BACK?!
MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!
...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you
my lord i WARNED you-
My Lord what happened to my boat
Had a dream last night that there was a recurring character on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody who was the king of Spain, and the explanation for why he was a different king than the real life king of Spain was that Suite Life took place in an alternate universe where Alfonso XIII was never deposed, there was no second Spanish Republic, no Spanish civil war, no Franco, and thus Juan Carlos never became king.
Which is a weird dream for me to have because like. I didn't even really watch The Suite Life of Zack and Cody as a kid.
Oh the other fact I remember about this fictional king of Spain in the dream was that his mother was Moroccan and one of his middle names was Bashir. Which also implies some very interesting alternate history. In a Disney channel show.
what is your LEAST favorite stitch?
I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.
reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore
FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.
Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot
Don't you dare malign my girl again
Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently
We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level
"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn
“Dragostea Din Tei party boat isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.”
Dragostea Din Tei party boat:
[Numa Numa Je intensifies]
Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me
My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them
how many times have you watched this…?
me: it get’s funnier every time–
@wizard-council-bureaucrat washing machine wizard
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"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"
GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad
been ages since I saw a rage comic!
>thread is from 13 years ago
oh.
And this is why my father REFUSED to watch House. After one episode, his response was, it's because of fucking morons like that is why, I, a celebrated surgeon with extremely low complications, has to pay over half a million dollars a year just to open my door to the public
funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."
