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I fucking love this video

Helen of troy

All he did was break a guitar and a door

But I particularly like this analogy because Daniel has been The Sliding Door of this whole series since season one. Because while there have been time period changes in the adaptation, the barebones structure of the story remains the same: Lestat goes to New Orleans, Lestat meets Louis, they make Claudia, Louis and Claudia run away to Europe where they meet Armand, Claudia is killed by Armand and his coven. Time placement may be different, but the linear movement of everything is the same. The first major divergence (to me) is when Daniel DOESNT write the book in the 1970s. There is no second interview in the Vampire Chronicles books. There is no Daniel walking out of Divisadero Street and living a relatively normal human life. Armand and Louis leaving with Daniel's tapes so he cannot remember and cannot write the book is to me the "sliding doors" moment that creates two paths: the books' path and the show's path.

as soon as he became a vampire he said "FUCK being sober! I'm doing all the drugs!"

"i would have EASILY beat the Fang Gang normally, but you see, i did too many drugs and fucked too hard. it was the sex legs, i swear!"

The Vampire Lestat (2026) - Season 1, Episode 1

lestat: [absolutely wrecked out of his gourd] you wanna fuck the tale. i know you wanna fuck the tale dan. you wanna fuck the tale so bad it makes you look stupid. the tale wants to fuck you.

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT ; 2026 // THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW ; 1975