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I literally don't know what possessed me to make an 11 page comic over these sad old men! bon appetit <3

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Rapier, Germany 1590/1600[786x2000]
Blue
Turquoise? Lapis? Enamel?
Probably enamel - though possibly even porcelain, because this sword-hilt was enamelled to imitate blue-and-white Delft wareâŚ
âŚwhile these sword grips were real Dresden / Meissen porcelain.
This, however, is Modern Art done in polyurethane. Still looks good, thoughâŚ
ETA: many thanks to @rhetoricandlogicâ, who provided this link to where the OP rapier is held by the Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna. The blue material is âglass pasteâ, a ceramic product made by melting glass grains with pigment in a mould.
Side-note: âpaste jewelsâ refers to glass cut and polished in the same way as gemstones. Itâs a term which pops up in fiction - often when the paste jewels are stolen in mistake for the real thing, or where the real thing has been pawned or sold and replaced by paste âto keep up appearancesâ. Such plots sometimes also involve trying to conceal an insurance fiddleâŚ
Rapier, Germany 1590/1600[786x2000]
Blue
Turquoise? Lapis? Enamel?
Probably enamel - though possibly even porcelain, because this sword-hilt was enamelled to imitate blue-and-white Delft wareâŚ
âŚwhile these sword grips were real Dresden / Meissen porcelain.
This, however, is Modern Art done in polyurethane. Still looks good, thoughâŚ
ETA: many thanks to @rhetoricandlogicâ, who provided this link to where the OP rapier is held by the Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna. The blue material is âglass pasteâ, a ceramic product made by melting glass grains with pigment in a mould.
Side-note: âpaste jewelsâ refers to glass cut and polished in the same way as gemstones. Itâs a term which pops up in fiction - often when the paste jewels are stolen in mistake for the real thing, or where the real thing has been pawned or sold and replaced by paste âto keep up appearancesâ. Such plots sometimes also involve trying to conceal an insurance fiddleâŚ
Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.
It is a beautiful day in the palace, and you are a horrible swan princess.
In my defense, who turns somebody they want to get rid of into a swan, anyway?
Like. Swans are gigantic, territorial, feather-clad balls of muscle and hatred. Also, magic is expensive and complicated and makes you grow an ugly little goatee - although maybe thatâs just my uncle. Why would you even bother? Like, poison is right there.Â
Of course, unfortunately, my uncle has always subscribed to the philosophy of âwhy be evil if you canât be dramatic about it?â.
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Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.
It is a beautiful day in the palace, and you are a horrible swan princess.
In my defense, who turns somebody they want to get rid of into a swan, anyway?
Like. Swans are gigantic, territorial, feather-clad balls of muscle and hatred. Also, magic is expensive and complicated and makes you grow an ugly little goatee - although maybe thatâs just my uncle. Why would you even bother? Like, poison is right there.Â
Of course, unfortunately, my uncle has always subscribed to the philosophy of âwhy be evil if you canât be dramatic about it?â.
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Put this one on AO3 because why not.
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about "Nowlk"
Had a thought that Grace technically never used reverse translation for Rocky, and Rocky understood him without a translator because he basically learned the language himself.
And you know all those jokes and headcanons about Rocky swearing every other word like any self-respecting engineer would, right? And Grace most likely did enter all those words into the translator, but replaced them with softer censored equivalents because he himself doesnât really swear so the idea that someone might be talking to him in profanity every other sentence probably never even crossed his mind.
Now imagine this. They finally arrive to Erid. Grace desperately wants to make a good first impression, so he spends days hunched over his laptop, painstakingly assembling a greeting speech out of fragments from Rockyâs recordings.
And the resulting first contact speech sounds⌠bad. Like really bad. He turns the laptop toward the delegation looking unbelievably proud of himself. Presses play. And the computer proceeds to unleash a magnificent torrent of multilayered alien profanity stitched together from fragments of Rockyâs voice. Grace has absolutely no idea.
Rocky watched all of these preparations in silence the entire time, making those sly whistling noises that could absolutely be interpreted as laughter. Rocky's proud.
Meanwhile the Eridians are just thinking: "Yep. Okay. This leaky space blob really did spend years with our Rocky."
This highlight âď¸ should be here as well so everyone could see.
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Immensely reminded of this bit from an Isabella Bird travelogue:
He is anxious to speak the very best English, and to say that a word is slangy or common interdicts its use. Sometimes, when the weather is fine and things go smoothly, he is in an excellent and communicative humour, and talks a good deal as we travel. A few days ago I remarked, âWhat a beautiful day this is!â and soon after, note-book in hand, he said, âYou say âa beautiful day.â Is that better English than âa devilish fine day,â which most foreigners say?â I replied that it was âcommon,â and âbeautifulâ has been brought out frequently since. Again, âWhen you ask a question you never say, âWhat the dâl is it?â as other foreigners do. Is it proper for men to say it and not for women?â I told him it was proper for neither, it was a very âcommonâ word, and I saw that he erased it from his note-book. At first he always used fellows for men, as, âWill you have one or two fellows for your kuruma?â âfellows and women.â At last he called the Chief Physician of the hospital here a fellow, on which I told him that it was slightly slangy, and at least âcolloquial,â and for two days he has scrupulously spoken of man and men. To-day he brought a boy with very sore eyes to see me, on which I exclaimed, âPoor little fellow!â and this evening he said, âYou called that boy a fellow, I thought it was a bad word!â The habits of many of the Yokohama foreigners have helped to obliterate any distinctions between right and wrong, if he ever made any. If he wishes to tell me that he has seen a very tipsy man, he always says he has seen âa fellow as drunk as an Englishman.â At NikkĂ´ I asked him how many legal wives a man could have in Japan, and he replied, âOnly one lawful one, but as many others (mekakĂŠ) as he can support, just as Englishmen have.â He never forgets a correction. Till I told him it was slangy he always spoke of inebriated people as âtight,â and when I gave him the words âtipsy,â âdrunk,â âintoxicated,â he asked me which one would use in writing good English, and since then he has always spoken of people as âintoxicated.â

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âBecause the truth is, tech doesnât have an image problem. It doesnât have a message problem. It has an intention problem. Whatâs wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasnât successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. Whatâs wrong is that heâs trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product thatâs designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isnât that you havenât told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.â
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There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.
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@theshitpostcalligrapher ?
@teaboot ?
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@derinthescarletpescatarian ?
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Uh @thebibliosphere is a best selling author think that counts?
Over my undead body.
"the gang's all here" ass post except none of you want to be here XD
âthe gangâs all hereâ ass
post except none of you want
to be here XD
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.