seven new ways that you can eat your young

I will not call myself or other people "gooners" or "npcs" or "larpers". i will not call things i dont like "slop". i will not use terms like "-oids". i dont like how common language is slowly becoming more focused on shorthand terms for hate and apathy

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

Two indy horror movies are now outperforming a Star Wars flick at the summer box office; truly the Old Gods are dead.

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

Considering introducing a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close