vampire mansion

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

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y encima de todo tenemos la boa de 3 metros no hay paz en este pais

Amo que clarifique que está castrada. Piti no se fue en busca de bija serpentina, ella solo quería explorar el mundo y eso me parece hermoso

it's okay if you're not in love with me yet i can just keep posting

behind every bad thing there's a benefit, milei public execution tomorrow

julian bouncing on it crazy style por favor ayudanos