Dreams interpreted for beer

world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

Everybody's masc until MIKA comes on

Everyone replying to this post like “who’s mika” im going to KILL you. You are the reason gay people don’t have rights

Babe wake up new copypasta dropped

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

t-shirt that says "LOW SUICIDE RISK"

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

fired from my job at the microbiology lab and having to carry all my things out in a little cardboard box the size of a thimble

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website