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@fenrirthesavage || @xvodkaandlustx

"Weird question but did either of you bring a MOP from your long vacations? Mine's full of... STAGE blood, lots & lots of stage blood."

xvodkaandlustx

"Ummmmm... lemme check."

#i know this was terrible #But GAGA?!?#I LIVE

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OMGHIIIIIII

Wuzzup!!!!!

#y'all really missed me lol #ooc

xvodkaandlustx

Sup losers

silvcrignis

Fight me dork, I’m waiting behind the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut

The gang is back!

Yaaaaaassss

Sup losers

Fight me dork, I’m waiting behind the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut

xvodkaandlustx

I'm too old to fight. Let me rest my weary bones.

Sup losers

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Hey y'all!!

lannasroleplaymemes

On Your Period Sentence Starters

“You know, if I was pregnant, this wouldn’t be a problem.” “Am I dying? I feel like I’m dying.” “At least I know I’m not pregnant…” “I don’t even want kids! This is stupid.” “I can eat whatever I want. I deserve it.” “How have I not passed out from bloodloss? Seriously.” “I hate everyone. And everything.” “Why does God hate me?!” “The government needs to start paying for tampons.” “I just want to curl up in a ball and die.” “I don’t want to go to work. Why do I have to go to work?’ “I’m just sick and tired and bloated and gross.” “I’m so hungry.” “I hate my life.” “Where is my heating pad?!” “People should just stay clear of me during this time in my life.” “I’m too sensitive. And angry.” “I’m so horny but I’m so gross.” “I thought it was only meant to last like 5 days. What is this?” “ I’m seriously going to kill someone.” “Oh my god oh my god oh my god I think I’m leaking.” “Fuck. I just sneezed. Oh, that did NOT feel good.” “I think it’s creeping up my back, END ME.” “LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE.” “There is nothing ‘vagical’ about this!” “I’m on my period. According to society, I’m allowed to be a bitch.”

littlenorthernshit

....you going to get Jo preggers too....

No

xvodkaandlustx

"Oh sweetie. That ship has sailed."

dragonroleplaystarters

Starters | Heroes & Villains

|HERO|

“You’re not getting away this time!”

“Your tools are impressive, but they can’t beat natural born power.”

“Don’t you ever grow weary of the same routine?”

“You’re a monster.”

“I must say, of all the people I put behind bars, you’ve got to be the worst.”

“I don’t want to play your sick mind games, I’m not one of your victims!”

“You can’t control me like you can your little puppets, can you?”

“Ugh, I feel bad for whoever has to sort all this mess out.”

“I’m just…tired. I’m tired of everyone’s lives lying on my shoulders.”

“Why can’t these people just learn to take care of themselves?”

“I enjoy my work, I’m a savior! I wouldn’t trade that for anything!”

|VILLAIN|

“What’s the matter, are you afraid of me? Good.”

“I have to say, you are giving me quite a bit of trouble.”

“You’re about to piss me off, brat.”

“Come on, you can get out of that, can’t you? At least try.”

“Go on, at least put on a show if you’re going to challenge me.”

“The last guy didn’t end up so well, if you’ve heard. I admire your bravery.”

“As much as I appreciate tenacity, I don’t appreciate annoying flies interrupting my plans.”

“Now that I’ve got you, what should I do first?”

“Relax, kiddo. Not everyone’s out here for mass murder or world domination. Maybe I just wanted to take this car for a joy ride.”

“Why do you always have to ruin my fun?”

“Why did I turn bad? Why do heroes ask such inane questions?”

“You don’t need to understand me, I don’t WANT you to understand me!”

“Not everyone can be pulled into the light, hero.”

littlenorthernshit

"Hello stranger."

"Jo! Where the hell have you been?!" Severus grinned as he saw her, pulling her into a hug.

xvodkaandlustx

"Back in the states. I needed to clear a few things up, " she sighed as she fell into his embrace. "How have you been?"

littlenorthernshit

"better for seeing you" he replied, his arms still wrapped around her. "is everything sorted out now? Are you back for good? Have you got time for a coffee?"

xvodkaandlustx

"Probably not for good but for a while, if I'm being honest. I sent my kids off to school so I've got a bit of free time for a few months. How have you been?"

littlenorthernshit

He finally broke the hug and stepped backwards.

"I've been okay, still headmaster at the school, although thinking of giving it up and either going back to teaching potions or finally opening that store we talked about"

xvodkaandlustx

"That seems like a lifetime ago, " Jo said with a chuckle. Since moving back to the states she tried not think much about her adolescent years. However, severus had been on her mind heavily and she just needed to know his whereabouts without raising any flags with anyone else.

littlenorthernshit

"Yeah, it really does" he agreed, rubbing the back of his neck. They hadn't parted on the best of terms, but Severus was happy to see her and, she seemed happy, as if things had worked out for her in the states.

"do you want to grab dinner tonight?"

xvodkaandlustx

"I wouldn't mind. It would be nice to catch up, yeah?"

#severus---snape

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littlenorthernshit

"Hello stranger."

"Jo! Where the hell have you been?!" Severus grinned as he saw her, pulling her into a hug.

xvodkaandlustx

"Back in the states. I needed to clear a few things up, " she sighed as she fell into his embrace. "How have you been?"

littlenorthernshit

"better for seeing you" he replied, his arms still wrapped around her. "is everything sorted out now? Are you back for good? Have you got time for a coffee?"

xvodkaandlustx

"Probably not for good but for a while, if I'm being honest. I sent my kids off to school so I've got a bit of free time for a few months. How have you been?"

littlenorthernshit

He finally broke the hug and stepped backwards.

"I've been okay, still headmaster at the school, although thinking of giving it up and either going back to teaching potions or finally opening that store we talked about"

xvodkaandlustx

"That seems like a lifetime ago, " Jo said with a chuckle. Since moving back to the states she tried not think much about her adolescent years. However, severus had been on her mind heavily and she just needed to know his whereabouts without raising any flags with anyone else.

#severus---snape

littlenorthernshit

"Hello stranger."

"Jo! Where the hell have you been?!" Severus grinned as he saw her, pulling her into a hug.

xvodkaandlustx

"Back in the states. I needed to clear a few things up, " she sighed as she fell into his embrace. "How have you been?"

littlenorthernshit

"better for seeing you" he replied, his arms still wrapped around her. "is everything sorted out now? Are you back for good? Have you got time for a coffee?"

xvodkaandlustx

"Probably not for good but for a while, if I'm being honest. I sent my kids off to school so I've got a bit of free time for a few months. How have you been?"

#severus---snape

littlenorthernshit

"Hello stranger."

"Jo! Where the hell have you been?!" Severus grinned as he saw her, pulling her into a hug.

xvodkaandlustx

"Back in the states. I needed to clear a few things up, " she sighed as she fell into his embrace. "How have you been?"

#severus---snape

kngshxt-deactivated20180831

"I've missed watching shenanigans from afar."

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She likes da werewolves ;)

Just the one lol.

What are her kinks?

You have to try to guess them!!

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