Sheev Palpitations

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

thank god for dykes

okay not to ocpost again but the worst thing about having an oc is sometimes they become The Character to you. and you need to talk to someone about it like wow I can’t stop thinking about The Character… but in order to do so you have to like sit them down and explain everything about your oc first. and then it’s just you explaining your writing ideas. i need to talk about them the same way i would talk about any random character i love to someone.

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

and i said: let’s all lez out in the year 2000!!!!!

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

nothing hits quite like tragic doomed estranged sibling characters

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks