the unicorn double-barrel special

facts

oh to be a slightly ridiculous looking sea monster on a geographically inaccurate medieval map

from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard

Socialism is a lie made up by Big Zine to sell more zines

last summer I saw a giant moth who had fallen into a water trough, and I gently lifted her out so she could dry her wings and fly away. This was an act of great foresight on my part, as I know that one day, when I am in grave danger and all hope is fading…she will appear, and remember me from long ago, and lift me out of the water trough that I have fallen into. I’m telling you, this moth was huge