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I ask my self 48 times a day “am I being dramatic? Is this #toomuch?” the answer is always yes of course

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i can’t confirm this with science but i like to think queen carrie fisher is using her new heavenly powers to help us enact vengeance upon the scum of hollywood

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Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

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Today a 27-year-old man I was taking care of in the hospital asked if I could help him get boosted up in his hospital bed because, and I quote, “You look strong. Like, you look like you could take a motherfucker out.”

That is the most flattering thing that a patient has ever said to me, and I’m counting the little old lady who told me my eyebrows were beautiful, and the very deaf old German man who yelled at me that I was “WONDERFUL!!! MADE BY GOD TO BE A NURSE!!!!!”

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sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

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i need another hour to wake up after i wake up

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the lion king 2019

Nala: Simba, I’m here to take you home

Simba:

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me: *scares myself to the point where I can’t even function because of the anxiety I have created over a situation*

the situation: *works out fine*

me: oh

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me when i was in the 2nd grade and mrs. ammot tried to teach me long division

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(via alextumay)

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What they say: There is a skeleton inside you.

The truth: You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.

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What the fuck

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satistically speaking at least one person has to have dropped dead at disney world

it’s too well frequented, it’s in FLORIDA which is stocked to the brim with old people, and everyone knows that crocodiles can climb fences, so there’s an inherent element of danger there already

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that’s way more horrifying than my original post intended to be! thank you! what the fuck!

#this is also a thing in the house of commons in the uk btw #like someone died there and they had to drag him to the street to be pronounced dead

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