dave strudel

There’s the door. Don’t care if I lose followers, transphobes aren’t welcome here.

This was a Patreon Request

NO CHUCKABILITY - We had not seen Rocky with earth-like gravity, and so needed to adjust for this oversight. NO BONES - We were unsure how to solve this, but after much deliberation, we have come to the conclusion that whatever Rocky has got ain't bones. MAX MEDIA LITERACY - We had an unchecked earth bias that clouded our judgement. Rocky's ability to adapt to a culture which is literally alien is extremely impressive. That they were chosen for such an important mission must mean that they are an exceptional Eridian, and their ability to communicate across such a wide gap should have easily gained them that third star.

im so fucking stubborn

the end cap comes off :)

oh lard

my son he is sick he has every disease

we are nearing peak deviancy

happy back-to-school day

im so clever that its sickening

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

at what point does this stop being a pencil

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

she has been pickled for her crimes

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

yea

I love you

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you