a sour dour almond flour sour macaroon

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

the cool s, the crudely drawn penis, and the among us crewmate are in a beautiful poly relationship on the inner door of the bathroom stall

if i came to investigate a case and the main suspect was named “judas duplicitous” i’d throw in the towel dude

it's really funny seeing people confused by the architecture and vibe of the town wake up dead man takes place in as someone who lives in upstate ny. like it's actually just like this. if anything it's actually funnier that they went to film over in essex but i guess you're more likely to find a church like this in the middle of a bunch of brownstones or other buildings up here.

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

happy 100k to this post. this awful awful post

wilf (wip i’d like to finish)