"I'm a mudscamp. I'm shy."

Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[Image Description: Screenshot of text superimposed over a picture of a gear shift and part of a car's dashboard. A panel with several mechanical toggle switches, some of which have official-looking protective covers, has been bolted to the dashboard. Text reads, "I installed switches on my car's dash that don't do anything. When someone gets in my car I look them in they eye, say 'buckle up,' and start flipping switches in what appears to be a purposeful order. Then I'll drive like a grandma while refusing to answer any questions about the switches" End ID]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers