well, well, well, what do we have here?

The story takes place after a giant destructive magical cataclysm and one of the after effects is that time gets messed up and works differently in different places. And on the one hand, of course sign of the magical cataclysm, but on the other hand…

How old is this guy? Meh, time’s weird.

How long did it take to travel this very far distance? Dunno, time’s weird.

How could he possibly have accomplished all of these things? He had lots of time cause it’s weird.

Accidental cultural exchange ends with new craze for vaguely human shaped dolls among Erid kids. After all, humans can like magically wake up at will and protect the sleeping Eridian kids for sure.

And also I forgot to add the one shot that sponsored about 70% of this comic

Eridian kindergartners may be strong and VERY enthusiastic but they don't have that much stamina

and oh nooooo Rocky in a ball. Rocky can not help at aaaaaall ~~~~

previous instances of adventures of babysitter Grace [first comic] [second comic]

A scene recycled from my least favorite episode of the series, heavily reimagined and placed in a new context to fit within my AU rewrite of season 3. This happens during an original episode near the beginning of the season, after Eye For an Eye and Infinite Realms but before Urban Jungle. It's Valerie and Danielle's first duo outing, pitting them against Danny and Tucker in a ghostly game show with some kind of big prize on the line!

Me rambling about AU/character stuff below:

I'm gonna run y'all through a brief list of plotpoints and I am not making up a single one of these. And I want to preface this by saying each of these plotpoints are all just from ONE SEASON of this show

The Penguin gets electro-shocked into being a good person, Alex DeLarge from Clockwork Orange style and during this time he meets his long lost dad. His dad loves the fact his son is a "Dashing gangland kingpin" and is all set to leave him the entire family fortune which pisses off his dads gold-digging wife and awful children. So his step sister tries to fuck him to get him to keep them in the will. When this doesn't work his step-brother offers to try and fuck him next. The step-mother, not willing to follow in the footsteps of Corey Chase, comes to the conclusion that re-enacting the plot of a Families Tied porn scene ISN'T going to work and so she instead poisons her husband to death and she and her kids make Oswald their live in cook. When he finds out he MURDERS HIS STEP SIBLINGS, COOKS THEM AND FEEDS THEM TO HIS STEP-MOTHER

Michelle Gomez shows up for two episodes as an assasin talent scout that operates out of a crime lord lesbian bar and she sends a face eating cannibal to try and kill Jim Gordon

Jim Gordon's ex wife becomes a supervillain who ends up in a bisexual polyamorous relationship with a BDSM assasin and her brother (God there's so much incest and cannibalism in this show it's like an episode of Game of Thrones...or a gathering of the RNC), a supervillain with an ancient grudge against the Wayne Family who wants to use a string of false flag supervillain terror attacks to get himself elected mayor. Jim Gordon LITERALLY HELPS A CRIME LORD MURDER HIM. However, the batshit insane mad scientist who is the head of Arkham Asylum resurrects him as a nigh-unkillable zombie assasin that's been brainwashed to believe he's a Holy Warrior of the Order of Azrael, a Knight Templar cult. This leads to him going on a killing spree as said unkillable zombie soldier. He dies for the second time when the Penguin shows up on the lawn of Wayne Manor out of nowhere with a rocket launcher, blows him up and then just peaces out

The show basically deciding sometime halfway through season two that it didn't want to be a crime drama about Jim Gordon but would instead like to be a black comedy about Gotham's villains was honestly such a good call <3

the more it just embraced being fuckin insane the better it got :D

And yeah, the show deciding to make Penguin and Riddler a Toxic Yaoi supervillain couple was CHEFS KISS <3

There WAS an Alfred series that was indeed him working to bring down a fascist dystopian government in Britain that seemed like it was heavily "inspired" by V for Vendetta

(Count Olaf voice) Inspired is a BIG BIG word that means "please don't sue us Alan Moore"

And yeah it was indeed set in the same universe as Gotham

Genuine plot point in this show: Riddler falls for a woman who looks like his Sexy Dead Girlfriend and Penguin has her killed because he's jealous which sparks a supervillain feud between the two. At one point when he thinks Penguin is dead the Riddler gets high as balls so he can hallucinate Penguin because he misses him. At another point Penguin has the Riddler FROZEN IN ICE so he can gayze at him like a weird frozen trophy

happy belated birthday blue rat