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Are you using Martian Wikipedia why does it specify "human settlement"
As someone who lives in Cornwall I assure the 'human' part is a helpful specification
Getting the sense D&D tiktok hates paladins so bad (except for Oathbreakers), and they're all wrong.
"Paladins are cops"
They don't have to be, and if the people you play with play paladins like that, they're boring.
"Paladins are too OP"
Buddy, if you're in a group where most are spell casters with low strength and charisma stats, you're gonna need that paladin to come through with their two-attack smiting power while the group benefits from their various different aura that provides buffs AS WELL AS PROVIDE MEDICAL HELP WITH THEIR LAY ON HANDS
"Paladins are boring"
Your group is boring. Like there are so many ways you can play a paladin that isn't "righteous god fearing cop" or "evil oathbreaker" so this is a skill issue and maybe the people in your groups who plays paladins need to get creative.
Paladins don’t have to be cops, paladins don’t have to be boring. Paladins are OP though
“Lucy met me at the station”
ALT
“The houses of the old town—the side away from us—are all red-roofed, and seem piled up one over the other anyhow, like the pictures we see of Nuremberg. Right over the town is the ruin of Whitby Abbey, which was sacked by the Danes, and which is the scene of part of "Marmion,” where the girl was built up in the wall.“
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"It is a most noble ruin, of immense size, and full of beautiful and romantic bits; there is a legend that a white lady is seen in one of the windows.”
ALT
“Between it and the town there is another church, the parish one, round which is a big graveyard, all full of tombstones. This is to my mind the nicest spot in Whitby, for it lies right over the town, and has a full view of the harbour and all up the bay to where the headland called Kettleness stretches out into the sea.”
ALT
“The harbour lies below me, with, on the far side, one long granite wall stretching out into the sea, with a curve outwards at the end of it, in the middle of which is a lighthouse. A heavy sea-wall runs along outside of it. On the near side, the sea-wall makes an elbow crooked inversely, and its end too has a lighthouse. Between the two piers there is a narrow opening into the harbour, which then suddenly widens.”
ALT
“The steps are a great feature on the place. They lead from the town up to the church, there are hundreds of them—I do not know how many—and they wind up in a delicate curve; the slope is so gentle that a horse could easily walk up and down them.”
ALT
Right? Who wrote this? 'I don't know how many' THEYRE CALLED THE 199 STEPS! By the gods I hate whitby so much, it gets me so angry
Visiting Whitby with Mina Murray
I thought it might be fun to add some photos to Mina's descriptions of Whitby. All photos from geograph.org, mostly from about 10 years ago. In some ways it hasn't changed much since 1897!
"The little river, the Esk, runs through a deep valley, which broadens out as it comes near the harbour."
"A great viaduct runs across, with high piers, through which the view seems somehow further away than it really is."
"The houses of the old town—the side away from us—are all red-roofed, and seem piled up one over the other anyhow, like the pictures we see of Nuremberg."
"Right over the town is the ruin of Whitby Abbey, which was sacked by the Danes"
"Between it and the town there is another church, the parish one, round which is a big graveyard, all full of tombstones."
"The harbour lies below me, with, on the far side, one long granite wall stretching out into the sea, with a curve outwards at the end of it, in the middle of which is a lighthouse. A heavy sea-wall runs along outside of it. On the near side, the sea-wall makes an elbow crooked inversely, and its end too has a lighthouse."
"At the end of it is a buoy with a bell, which swings in bad weather, and sends in a mournful sound on the wind." (I'm amazed that's still there).
"The steps are a great feature on the place. They lead from the town up to the church, there are hundreds of them—I do not know how many—and they wind up in a delicate curve; the slope is so gentle that a horse could easily walk up and down them."
And a final bonus - Mina doesn't mention anything about the train she arrived on, but it might have looked a bit like this:
(OK this locomotive is from 1937, but close enough)
Yes, but one thing Mina missed is whitby is a shit hole that always seems to be the place to visit when your parents say 'we're going to have a fun day out'

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I rarely put overt puzzles in rpg games I run, but I decided to try one for tomorrow's Goblinville. The only other time I've done it, I made little cards the players had to put in the right order and they had fun.
So I'm not sure how much I want to pull away the curtain for this, since it might take away from immersion. It's a logic grid puzzle, and it's meant to show that they need to allocate their supplies and workers correctly to dig themselves out of a collapsed tunnel before it collapses completely. Each failed try would mean a character would take a condition.
Have any of you tried anything like this? How did it work out?
I tried this, well something similar where the entire map was a sliding tile puzzle. It worked well and the players had fun. So go for it OC! Sounds like a great idea!
A new philosophy
I feel like I'm at a point with DMing that I've stopped world building in it's entirety. Now, I feel like I'm more drawing the outline of the world and letting the players decide what the colour is. Not even that, I feel like the worlds I build are shadows cast and the players tell me what cast them. It's fulling having four or five players all tell you a story when all you do is smile, nod and sometimes affirm the players that what they're saying is plausible.
Absolute shenanigans
this is the best video on this whole website
really enjoying the thought that the old-timey Gentry had to fuck around with a candle for 5 minutes if they wanted to send a letter
We did this for our wedding invites... we had sixty invitations
Always plan for the absolute last thing you think your players will do, cause that’s what they’ll do every time
Dming rule 3: no plot survives contact with the players

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LGBTQ+ superheroes for Pride month ❤
Nice try but the first 3 are not gay. You Tumblr degenerate send your wishful thinking. seriously do you people have to ruin everything…
Deadpool is pansexual. Loki is bisexual and gender fluid. Wonder Woman is bisexual like all the Amazons. Educate yourself about comic canon before saying something ridiculous.
Do you have any reliable sources that can back this up?
You mean… besides the fucking comics?!
Wonder Woman was shown as canonically bisexual in the main DCU continuity in Wonder Woman: Year One (She was heavily implied to be numerous times before then but it was stated canonically in that comic that she had romantic and sexual relationships with multiple Amazons and left her girlfriend behind to journey to our world to stop the threat of Ares sons bringing chaos and war to the world)
She’s also canonically bisexual in Wonder Woman: Earth One where she straight up tells Steve Trevor that another Amazon is her lover and also in DC Comics Bombshells where she and Mera were girlfriends
Loki is canonically bisexual and generfluid…they have shifted from male to female multiple times stating that both are their real form and Odin, Loki’s father, referred to Loki as “Their child who is both male and female” in a published Marvel comics
And anyone who thinks Deadpool is straight has not only never read the comics but also apparently never been to see either movie either because I’m not sure what part of Deadpool grabbing Colossus’s chrome plated ass and dry humping him made them think “Yeah this is a Totally Straight Hetero Just Bros Being Bros”
Fake fans 🙄 Read the comics. all your faves are queer
Wait did people literally not get the memo on any of this?
Fake fanboys act like google is broken and literally the only way they can acquire information is by harassing queer ppl on tumblr with these inane questions.
I’ve literally seen Fake Geeks trying to claim that Batwoman was never a lesbian until her current tv show
None of these bigots have ever read a comic book in their life and their knowledge of superheroes probably begins and ends with having watched a pirated copy of Batman vs Superman on the same laptop they use to maturbate to anime
Who has a separate masturbating laptop in this economy? Also domwe forget that in actual Norse mythology, Loki is the MOTHER of Odin's horse
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I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.
Why is this so pure
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Avengers #24.NOW
I think we’re burying the lead. Thor made veggie burgers and that is hilarious
BRING FORTH THE PIES
THEY HAVE MADE READY SUCH PASTRIES :D
SUCH PASTRIES
WITH VIGOR
How has nobody commented on the fact that a LOBSTER defeated Thor
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Barbarian: “Can I try to lift the entire house?”
DM: “I guess? Make a strength check”
Barbarian: “Nat 20!!”
DM:
A nat 20 does not guarantee success when the impossible is attempted.
Discuss.
Let me clarify that this is not my express view on the matter, but this is a contentious subject and I just wanted to see some diverse opinions!
Let me just say something on the subject
The D20 is a randomisation for someone's skill level which is in the 'grey area'. I.e. If they're not masters at something, it's very difficult, someone else is actively opposing them. This does not mean that the dice dictate everything. For example, I was a barista for 6 years (sometimes making hundreds of coffees a day), but inaccordence with the D20 system 5% of those coffee either went all over a customer, gave someone food, poisoning or exploded. On the flip side if I attempt open heart surgery without and previous training one in twenty of my attempts will be a success.
The D20 doesn't define reality, but boils down all the unaccountable forces of the universe to a single random number generator. A barbarian cannot lift a house (under 'normal' circumstances, I'm aware this is a world of magic) and someone can't fail opening a door, or lighting a candle with a lit taper etc.
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