Wretched Little Creature

head full but i dont even know what’s in there

Have you tried deleting cookies

not helpful- cookies go down to the stomach, not up to the head

We are monitoring the situation

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

“find something to eat” is such a true phrase you really do have to find it

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

Wait is he saying that or is she