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i do it for the girls n the gays, that’s it

if you mfs put me in a casket ima come back and haunt you until your exume me and set my remains free

now why’d frank ocean have to describe the tiger as coke white

“i’m against abortion” yea maybe bc your mama should’ve had one

“you’re so funny” thanks im the disabled estranged family member

y’all should be more embarrassed about using ai than using silly filters on your face when taking pictures or videos

i lift my leg to fart so we’ll see who the man in this relationship really is

hitting the blunt on behalf of everyone else who raw dogs their chronic illness too

abusers asking their victims to recall specific instances of abuse after years of enduring it is like asking someone to recite a page of the bible off their memory. even the most devout christian could not do it

people who hate sprinkles are unwhimsical fucks