conversations overhead through the batkid com lines pt. 33 (masterpost here)
Bruce: 7'oclock, two runners.
Damian: on it. you can handle this place?
Bruce: i have it under control, just get the cargo.
Bruce: *sigh* you spend too much time with your brothers.
Jason: BRUCE GET YOUR FUCKING SON OFF HIS DELUSIONAL PERCH-
Dick: -I WAS A GOOD BIG BROTHER AND HE'S A DRAMATIC PIECE OF-
Jason: -FUCKING HIMSELF ON A GARGOYAL DICK SO HARD HE CAN'T REMEMBER HOW SHIT HE WAS AT-
Dick: -LYING SACK OF- WHAT?!
Bruce: ENOUGH. no- not you, sorry i'll keep fighting you in a minute- it's my sons- right, you two.
*silence for three seconds*
Dick: TELL HIM that i was a GREAT big brother when he was Robin. WE GOT ON LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE- LIKE- TOWARDS THE END AT LEAST-!
Jason: oh, *blows raspberry* don't give me that shit.
Bruce, tired: boys. *sigh* Hood, he wasn't that bad; can you-
Jason, instantly: you know he tried to get me institutionalised once? like, a month before i went to Ethiopia.
Damian: woah woah woah, hold on. expand on this.
Bruce: Robin get back to work- what are you talking about Hood?
Jason: he fucking- that weekend you had to go out of the city with Alfred so you called Dick over to watch me until you got back? i told him that his shirt looked gay and he drove me over to a mental health rehab. tried to convince the psychiatrist that i was a danger to others.
Damian: you have killed quite a lot of people,
Jason: shut the fuck up Damian.
Bruce: *incredulous* Nightwing?!
Jason: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT DICKFACE, YOU FUCKING DISCONNECT-
Bruce: ok get out of my channel both of you. yeah- sorry, i know, i'm not ignoring our fight i'll be right there-
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