WALT WHITMAN VIVA'D LOCAL LOSERS—

good morning beautiful people of this earth 🌸

another day of terrible posts nobody but me will enjoy or even read❤️ can't wait to wake up tomorrow and do it all again

i went batshit bonkers crazy over the social network at the peak of covid lockdown which coincided with the phase of my life where i got really into long distance running (excuse to get out of the house for really long periods of time) and i learned that you can tell you're keeping a good pace if you can run and easily hold a conversation simultaneously so i would pace myself by just reciting scenes from the social network so now i probably have at least 40% of the movie memorized

okay you're probably going to be a very successful... computer... person. But you're gonna go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know from the BOTTOM of my heart that that won't be true. It'll be because you can't make one point three billion dollars on polymarket correctly predicting how many ants would be born today

i will be the first ever 26yo child prodigy

i have googled sun/moon/rising signs meaning probably over 300 times in my life and i will continue to do so because every single time i read the explanations i forget them