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saw the titty window and had a vision

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Comic inspired by this journal entry.
Best. Trend. Ever.
BLESS YOU
I owe you a pancake.
They were the footprints of a monstrous pancake.
I could cut myself slapping that pancake.
You have never been the most luminous person in the world, but as a pancake of light you are unbeatable!
Sherlock Holmes is a great man, and some day, if we’re very very lucky, he may even be a pancake.
Consider me to be, my dear pancake, very sincerely yours.
One more thing, for me, pancake… don’t… be… eaten.
Not your pancake.
There’s been a pancake. Not our division.
Anderson, turn your pancake, you’re putting me off.
The clue is in the name. Janus Pancakes.
Well this is a pancake, isn’t it Sherlock?
Oh don’t be stupid, there’s someone else holding the pancake.
That was brilliant, absolutely brilliant. That’s not what people usually say. What do people usually say? Pancake.
Is yours a pancake?
No, it’s not! It’s not pancake!
Keep your pancakes fixed on me.
Pancake rush.
There was never any pancake, doofus!
THAT’S WHAT PANCAKES DO!
You know what he calls you? The iceman and the pancake.
JESUS CHRIST IT WAS THE PANCAKE!
What is it like in your funny little pancakes? Must be so boring.
“Brilliant Anderson.” “Really?” “Yes, brilliant impression of a pancake”.
What is it like in
your funny little pancakes?
Must be so boring.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Fingerless gloves are the thigh highs of hands. I will not elaborate
wrong. ballroom gloves are the thigh highs of hands. fingerless gloves are the booty shorts of hands.
I had a pair of elbow-length fingerless gloves once upon a time, which I posit are the assless chaps of hands.

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who turned them german mid tag ?
how do you know they were transformed midday?
every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
does singing in the shower count as art
does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers
everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs
“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*
It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.
On the line
i think it's actually really horrifying and detrimental that it's considered socially unacceptable to tell parents when they are making mistakes while raising their kids
"don't tell me how to raise my kids" is seen as a good defense and it's so disturbing to me.
children are not your property that you can do whatever you like with.
giving birth or impregnating someone or adopting doesn't give you some inherent wisdom that means you can never fuck up.
and you shouldn't have the right to abuse or neglect or misinform a child just because you have legal guardianship of them.
they deserve to have others speak up on their behalf. i don't care if it hurts your ego.
the vast majority of the time, it is all about ego and control btw.
a staggering amount of parents view their children as their property and see advice as someone trying to take away their "deserved" control.
a ton of them are more concerned with being perceived as a good parent over actually being one.
fundamentally awful shit like corporal punishment, anti vaxxing, poor homeschooling, parentification, child stars, kids being kicked out of their homes or forced into cults... all of that is possible because:
parents are allowed to have legal and social domain over their children,
parents are seen as suddenly being imbued with innate childrearing knowledge just by virtue of having a child, and
it's socially stigmatized to voice concern over a child that isn't "yours."
so much of the world's suffering is caused by this shit it's crazy.

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i love when people on the internet get denied stuff and you find the most innovative minds of the generation dedicated to making goddamn sure other people get what they want come hell or high water
Okay but I get this. All of you worms who have things blocked on your wifi or whatever and have IbisPaint this is how you do it
Open IbisPaint go to a canvas (any canvas, or make. a new one)
Select the font tool (if you don’t know what or where that is, press the tool icon (normally a paint brush or eraser) and press the T button
From there you should be able to create a text box (writing is not important…). Find the font button and add a new font. I can’t remember what it’s called but you’ll know when you see it
It’ll automatically search for you “free fonts.” Do not follow this. Your app is misdirecting you. Instead search up whatever it is you’re looking for in the search bar, and that should work
Knowledge should not be trapped behind bars, bend and break them until you can grasp it
it’s funny how we’re getting to the point in the AI lifespan where you can feel the desperation from tech companies to have you use their AI features. instagram has moved their AI effects to the top of the menu when you’re creating a post for your story, exactly where the draw/edit button used to be. gmail is creating one-click AI-generated replies right before you open up the text box. spotify put a beta AI playlist generator on the front page that looks just like a search bar so all of their users accidentally click on it when they go to search for a song.
tech companies are shaking in their boots trying to prove to shareholders that their investment in AI is worth it, to the point where they’re tricking their users into using the AI features even for a split second in order to fudge the numbers. like awww is your little environment-destroying toy not wielding the results you hoped for? so sad!
any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for
my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning
everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

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When your cat falls asleep on you.
the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home