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we're not kids anymore.
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First tummy time for Sprout had to be delayed due to Smokey deciding the playmat was For Him Actually, but was ultimately successful
First tummy time for Bean had to be cancelled entirely due to Spontaneous Napping
Bean's first tummy time round two: electric boogaloo: held his head up for fifteen seconds and did his darnedest to wiggle forward 💖
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oh brother 😔 I had this date a few years back with an autistic guy, where he was like “by the way, you’re autistic too,” and I was like “oh, haha, no I’m not!” and then he went through this listing of every diagnostic trait he’d noticed ending with “and you haven’t made eye contact with me ONCE!” while I sat there getting more and more furious.
in retrospect I think it was very funny, and I hope he’s doing well
Neither diagnosed nor undiagnosed but a secret third thing: peer reviewed.
The same doesn’t mean the same: “das gleiche” vs. “dasselbe”
In German, there are two translations for ‘the same’: der/die/das gleiche and der/die/dasselbe.
They don’t describe the same concept of same-ness (Is that even a word? Well now it is). Dasselbe means ‘that exact same thing’ while das gleiche means something like ‘an exact copy of that thing’.
Look at my amazing editing skills these graphics to illustrate the difference:
I THINK I GET IT NOW
Many Germans get it wrong, though. Even professors.
[id: two stick figures innocently minding their own business are each dressed in identical yellow jackets. Underneath them is the caption “We are wearing the same jacket. Wir tragen die gleiche Jacke.”
Two stick figures raging at each other as they are both crammed into one yellow jacket together. Underneath them is the caption “We are wearing the same jacket. Wir tragen dieselbe Jacke.”]/end id.
today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
she’s aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
gosh I enjoy this website
For comparison, this is a daffodil
See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.
i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)
Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???
This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.
They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!
This is a marigold:
….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u
“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:
imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups
*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??
Hello I would like to add to the confusion:
That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)
⬆️ morning glory
wait so if thats morning glory what is this?
*Puts hand over gaud’s mouth* It’s a butterfly pea. Please ignore the Latin name.
*licks ur palm* i won’t be silenced THE PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW
disabled people are often in permacrisis
there's never enough money each month. there's always an unexpected illness. new symptoms pop up or old symptoms flare up. meds have to be managed always and refilled constantly and any refill has the opportunity to go wrong. any regular care has the opportunity to go wrong. any mistake can send your health spiralling. it's always "i just need to get through this bad patch" but as soon as one ends another begins. another crisis begins in the middle of the last crisis. managing one thing leaves another thing to be neglected until that becomes a major issue and has to be managed asap and the cycle starts anew over and over and over
via prev
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HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm
WHEN do you ever feel that
the worms yearn for escape
The worms are telling you to go see a doctor...
@entities-of-posts the corruption/flesh?
After my hysto, I was in *intense* abdominal pain that didn't feel like wound pain from the ablation but something different that I couldn't explain, until the gynecologist told me "yep, that'd be your intestines rearranging themselves into the gap left behind by your uterus."
So there's a mental picture for you. Slither slither. Slither slither.
awwww, they were exploring their new enclosure 😍😍😍
That was the weirdest feeling, after finishing a pregnancy, you can just schlorp your organs around. In and out of your pelvis.
HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm
WHEN do you ever feel that
the worms yearn for escape
The worms are telling you to go see a doctor...
@entities-of-posts the corruption/flesh?
After my hysto, I was in *intense* abdominal pain that didn't feel like wound pain from the ablation but something different that I couldn't explain, until the gynecologist told me "yep, that'd be your intestines rearranging themselves into the gap left behind by your uterus."
So there's a mental picture for you. Slither slither. Slither slither.
awwww, they were exploring their new enclosure 😍😍😍
That was the weirdest feeling, after finishing a pregnancy, you can just schlorp your organs around. In and out of your pelvis.
recently saw a comment section full of people, primarily women, talking about loving living with their best friend and being sad about having to live separately one day. some people talking about missing living with their best friend, some talking about “getting” to live with their best friend “until” they find partners. saw one person mention that moving out to move in with a partner felt like a divorce. it makes me so genuinely sad… all these people recognizing the joy they can find living outside the norm, letting themself live with a friend instead of a romantic partner, but still feeling like they have to live with a spouse eventually. like it’s not even a decision, just an inevitability.
similarly, it makes me sad when someone shares their happiness from living with a friend with others and the biggest response is people insisting/assuming they must have a secret unrecognized romantic connection. just taking over a moment of joy to insist they’re wrong about their own life and feelings; all to reinforce the lifestyle everyone is already expected to conform to eventually…
I JUST REALIZED THERE IS NO 31ST OF JUNE
WHICH MEANS SOMETHING HORRIBLE
I WILL BE FORCED TO RELEASE MY LESBIAN PAULINE FIC AFTER PRIDE MONTH HAS ENDED
oh my god it hurts
and it's going to hurt forever
every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something
to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds
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Headcanon/scenario I came up with while writing a gathering fic that I wrote into it part 3/3
Gilan once had a confrontation with this random guy who was stuck up and fully of himself and accused him of being disrespectful and he demanded it be dealt with formally. Halt and Gil were visiting Castle Araluen when it happened so Crowley got dragged into it. Halt and the guy got into an argument and it was escalating a lot until Crowley stopped it and told the man to leave. But as he was leaving he said something and insulted Gil in some way and Halt just grabbed Crowley's coffee mug on his desk and threw it at the guy. He missed and the guy didn't get hurt (which was for the bets if they didn't want to deal with more meetings) but Halt definitely got into trouble.
Gilan found it kind of funny
“No, your grandma didn’t speak in tongues, but she did sob. You called her a dipshit.”
Image Description: A post on an unknown website by an unknown user on November 12 of an unspecified year that says:
"This is the letter my best friend made me when I was in ICU with short term memory loss."
READ THIS
Hi Jo, you've lost your short term memory. This paper will update you on your condition, as your memory right now only lasts about 5 minutes, so you're continually asking the same questions.
Where am I?: You're in the ICU at [censored name] – yes, this is the hospital you like.
What is today/How long have I been sick?: Today is Tuesday May 31, 2011. You've been in the hospital since Monday May 30, 2011 at 1pm. You started feeling weird Sunday night after getting back from the campgrounds with your brother and father. You were also dehydrated during the weekend, and drinking pedialyte. You were vomiting, had a terrible headache, and were not able to be aroused (lolz whats new?) when you fell asleep. You also were running a fever.
What's wrong with me?: You have an infection. Your biggest symptom right now is short term memory loss and confusion. You're able to hold a conversation, but you go through the same series of questions again and again. It's like 50 First Dates. They're not sure right now, but they've ruled a lot of stuff out. It could be meningitis, which can cause memory loss and some of the earlier symptoms you had (fatigue, nausea, vomiting, headache). As of my typing this up (4:30pm), they did not have a diagnosis (or as [censored name] would say, diagnoses.) They did a CAT scan, and you didn't stroke out or have a seizure, and you haven't bumped your head so they're confident that this is temporary.
MENIGITIS!? How do I get an infection that rots my brain?!: It's airborne, and it's an inflammation of the spinal cord or something. It's a serious condition but everyone seems confident that you'll be fine when the antibiotics kick in.
Are the kids okay?: The kids are perfectly fine and they aren't showing signs of any illness or infection. [Censored name] is on formula and is doing surprisingly well on it and you're pumping and dumping just in case.
Does my family know?: Yes, your family knows. [Censored name] is flying out tomorrow and your grandmother might be coming with her. No, your grandma didn't speak in tongues, but she did sob. You called her a dipshit. You've spoken to your mother twice [censored word] and all of your family has called to introduce themselves to me lol. They're being updated continually.
I have to pee.: You have a catheter, so feel free.
Did we get the house?: Yes, and you've known that since Friday. You get the keys on the 22nd of June. This is the 31st of May. Yes, you for sure got it.
Why does this lady look so familiar?: That's your nurse.
Holy shit these floors are so fancy for a hospital room!: Yeah bro, I don't know what your fascination with the floors is, but you've said that like 800 times.
End Image Description]
I was trying to find the original post and found one on Imgur that matches with the same image and working, but it was posted on March 6, 2013. It was linked on Reddit a few hours later. I suspect the Imgur post is original and op's image is a repost somewhere else.
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For completeness @quecksilvereyes elsewhere in replies shared the link to the original Reddit post, which includes the friend weighing in with FAQs and an update from the OP. Apparently it was a bad med reaction from faulty prescribing, not meningitis; the OP had continued disability and symptoms for at least two years afterwards but was making progress; and the friend posted a pic of the apparently-fancy hospital floors, but until I sort out a VPN to view imgur links again I can’t see their glory for myself.
Reproducing it here below so it’s added to the ID!
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The Powerpuff Girls S01E08
Being asexual and racist is embarassing as fuck. Being racist at all is obviously embarassing as fuck but the amount of racism and especially antiblackness i have been seeing from asexuals recently is obscene.
One of the only asexual activists is Yasmin Benoit, a Black woman. She has raised so much awareness for the community. She was the first asexual person to lead Pride in London, she started the #thisiswhatasexuallookslike movement and is THE leading voice for the community.
And you all will celebrate international asexuality day on April 6th but we wouldn't even have that if she hadn't cofounded it.
Edit: why are you all too scared to repost this. Cmon. Be vocal about being against racism
i named my baby after you
aww baby pukicho, destined for a life of misery
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Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food
Translator? Why not trans now?
My parents just read this post aloud to me and asked me if I’d seen it. I don’t know how to react.
