Drunken bastard

the gojugaru was henceforth store-bought

EDIT: bonus (upon request):

* you have power

* you're safe

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Q. You want to raise every boy as a girl? Yes.

Q. Why? A boy will learn to hate girls as long as he is raised in such a way where he is treated as better, and superior to, his girl peers, whenever he is cruel to girls. So, instead, we raise boys as girls.

Q. What if they say they are not a girl, and want to be acknowledged as boy? Then you know they are a boy, so you must make sure to understand them as boy, and not a girl.

Q. What does it mean to be 'raised as a girl'? That's up for you to decide. The only difference is that you should not raise boys any differently than you raise girls, since you raise every boy as a girl.

Q. Girls and boys are raised in specific ways for specific purposes, so it does not make sense to raise boys as girls. If you raise every boy as a girl, then there is no being which is not raised as a girl, so anyone raised as a girl necessarily must learn to do anything and everything to grow up, without restrictions on tasks, labours, or interests.

Q. But boys and girls are different. All two girls are different, and raising girls in one specific way destroys this individuality in favour of moulding girls to serve the same master. Still, the girls resist to live life on their own terms. If girls can be raised such that they know they can do anything they want, including not being girls, so too will boys raised as girls.

Q. Why not raise every girl as a boy? Because if a girl does not exist among boys, then the girl is made.

Q. Why not raise girls and boys as themselves? The self must be made in a world where girls and boys can first and foremost be themselves. One step towards this goal is to raise every boy as a girl.

Q. The way people raise girls is cruel, so why would you raise boys with that cruelty? If you raise girls with cruelty, then you should stop being cruel to girls.

hurrah! go read Shifter AU, it's so good and with beautiful art!

wanna see something cool and a lil scary

Mira: This should be interesting.

Zoey, using a banana as a mic: We interrupt this broadcast for a sponsored message.

Rumi, walking in the livingroom from the bathroom: What broadcast? I was gone for five minutes.

Mira: Zoey decided she's a spokesperson now.

Rumi: ...Okay?

Zoey: Tonight's dinner has been brought to you by...Mira, drum roll please?

Mira: dududududuudu

Rumi, narrowing her eyes: ...Why am I nervous?

Zoey, holding up the card: ...Rumi's credit card!

Rumi, snatching the card: What?! I never agreed—

Zoey: And by Mira's excellent taste in restaurants.

Mira: I did pick a good one. You're welcome.

Rumi: Nobody asked me if—

Zoey: And by Rumi's credit card again, we got dessert!

Rumi: AGAIN?!

Zoey: And appetizers.

Rumi, checking the receipt: ZOEY

Mira, already eating on the couch: The sponsorship is generous.

Rumi: I didn't SPONSOR anything—

Zoey: Rumi's credit card. Powering our happiness since 2022

Rumi: Wait. SINCE 2022?! I thought it's been the company card..

Mira, unbothered: Time flies when you're eating well

Zoey: She's been so generous from the start

Rumi: It didn't sign up for this. Neither did I.

Zoey: You signed up the day you said you'd do anything for us.

Rumi, staring at the card: I'm so sorry. You deserve better..

Mira: It's doing good work.

Zoey, taking the card from Rumi: You've done so much for us.

Rumi, reaching for the card back: I can't believe I'm being robbed by my own girlfriends..

Mira: We live together. Everything you own is already ours

Zoey: Exactly. What's yours is hers is mine

Rumi, slowly sinking into the couch: fine....you two are lucky I love you both.

Zoemira: we love you more 💙💖

Celine learning English phrases from Mira's collection of ~2010s metalcore band tees.

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

here it is >:3

Post movie when she finally lets herself enjoy things and not worry about a secret slipping out, she is the most pathetic, whiny, clingy drunk. Clinging on to them all night when they're out, practically running miles around her girls because hell, shes never been able to let herself let loose like this before and they're having so much fun. Crying when she thinks they're not giving her enough attention;

"You dont want to dance anymore? You hate me? You dont love me? Oh my god you both hate me"