Romantic Operating Model-30

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

he plead guilty

extremely weird to think about the fact that the internet is a collection of physical objects, like, if i send a message to a person on another continent, there's a continuous physical path that each packet followed between each of our routers and it probably passes through an undersea cable which doesn't feel like something that should be real how did people manage that

also dynamic routing algorithms are kinda amazing like, you don't even have to tell the computer where things are it just figures it out from talking to other computers?? it just automatically figures out where the entire internet relative to it is??? huh????

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

no more picking who’s the best person on yellowjackets more picking who’s the best cannibal!!!!!

I got INSTANT LOSS MATING PRESSED?? NOT CLICKBAIT??? and the thumbnail is a shot of her about to be mating pressed and there's a giant red circle and a bunch of arrows pointing at another girl's dick pressing right against her pussy

Addressing the Allegations. and it's a girl talking about how, yes, she did get instant loss mating pressed after confidently talking about she could never be instant loss mating pressed. she actually says she's not sorry at all and then. well. she gets instant loss mating pressed again

can I survive ONE HOUR in the INSTANT LOSS chamber WITHOUT getting MATING PRESSED?? and it's a three hour long video where she gets through about 20% of the intro before a girl shoves her dick in her mouth

my youtube recommended feed if it was any fucking good

Like. Look. Listen. I have taught introductory quantum physics at a university level, and I need you all to incorporate this into your trans advocacy: There are situations where you need to make a decision to prioritize being comprehensible to your target audience above being The Most Unassailably Correct.

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

spins your halo so quickly that when you try to lean forward you end up tilting sideways instead