KPDH*

Headcanons / AU

Polytrix — [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [6] [7] [8] [ 9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [qq]

↳Against All Odds and Common Sense — [1] [B1][2] [3] [4] [5] [draft]

Huntrix + Derpy & Sussie — [1] [2] [3]

Huntrix + Bobby — [1]

Huntrix + Celine — [1] [2]

Incorrect Quotes

Polytrix/Huntrix — [1] [2] [3] [3.5] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [qq]

↳ZoRumi — [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

↳ZoMira — [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

↳RuMira — [1] [2] [3] [4] [qq]

Huntrix + Bobby — [1] [2] [3] [4]

Huntrix + Celine — [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [qq]

Meme/Other — [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8]

[July 01]

Zoey got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers. Really I was just opening a choco pie i didn't want to share...I love my girlfriend, but she doesn't need a bite of everything I eat. I'm allowed to be a little selfish sometimes!

[July 02]

She got mad at me and sulked about it the whole day. She said she’d forgive me ONLY if I buy her Choco Pies for the rest of our lives. And also demanded that if I was ever having fun by myself, I'd have to wake her up so she could watch.

Can you believe it? The audacity. She's not the boss of me! I am an independent adult. The LEADER of Huntrix. I will not fold!

update: I would like to retract my previous statement. She is, unfortunately, very much the boss of me. Look, it is difficult to maintain an argument when the person you love is looking at you like that ok? Those eyes. Those lips. Curse her and her ability to make me forget I was supposed to be standing my ground. No actually don't curse her. I love her.

Thank god Mira slept through it all that night. There is only so much emotional damage one person can endure.

That reminds me...why Zoey was awake in the first place..?Hmm..suspicious, I'd need to investigate. Not for blackmail purposes, obviously. I'm just concerned for my girlfriend's wellbeing. Yep. That is all.

[July 03]

Zoey hasn't said a word to Mira either, which I choose to interpret as loyalty even though I know it's actually about protecting her monopoly on the choco pies. Zoey would rather die than split her new lifetime supply with anyone. Not even her girlfriends!

Which is convenient, because I have yet to mention the choco pie actually was Mira's. She stashed it on very top of the kitchen cabinets, clearly banking on the fact that Zoey is physically incapable of reaching it even with a chair.

[July 04]

Bad news: Mira found out. HOW did she found out?! I already replace the choco pie i stole borrowed the next day. Was she just pretendinf to sleep so she could ambush me when we're alone??

"So," she said, buttering toast, "One of my choco pies vanished." I nearly choked on my juice. In a moment of pure panic, I told her "I don't know what you're talking about, maybe ask Zoey"

Turns out she noticed the choco pie missing three days ago. THREE DAYS. The very SAME day it was gon! She's been sitting on this information for three days, letting me live my life in blissful ignorance, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. What a terrifying woman. Somehow that just makes me love her more??

But good news, I got away with it. I think... Mira didn't push further after I mentioned Zoey's name, which means she believed me. Am I proud of throwing my own girlfriend under the bus so I could get out of trouble with my other girlfriend? No. Do I regret it? Also no.

Anyways, I'm starting to think we have a choco pie problem in this household. At some point we're going to need actual therapy over this..