thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didnt have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you

cursed ring but the “curse” is that it’s just a biiiit too tight so when you try to take it off you get kinda scared that you’ll never get it off but like it’s fine it comes off eventually

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

world heritage post

My husband has informed me that around 2-3am he woke up to muffled screaming and discovered that the cat had pulled open the Tupperware drawer and crawled inside, but her weight had closed the drawer and she was stuck inside and needed rescuing.

Permission to laugh?

I mean I definitely laughed

how does a cat open a cupboard drawer?

With her little criminal paws

can we see the little criminal?

The delinquent is cute.

Yeah with overlapping identities like this I just go for whichever one I like the pride flag the most.

That’s so valid. 

Okay, so this is a better explanation than I have seen before, and I’m really glad it crossed my dash. *throws love and support @ my bi and pan friends across the globe bc they’re all valid*

It’s genuinely wild that the media spun this as like “Meghan and Harry have thrown a tantrum and quit to go live with the Hollywood elite” but what actually happened was they were like “we are going to literally die if we don’t take a small break” and the royal family said “k fuck you, you don’t get any money or security bye” and so Harry and Meghan had to move into Tyler Perry’s house in the dead of night so nazi skin heads didnt murder them

Accuracy at its best

all of this shit…lol

This gets better every time I see it. 

@fuboos-mess

The accuracy hurts.

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

This just gets better..

@mi-kleos

Yes.

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Why is this so true? All of it.

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

I love this. and it’s gotten better

All of these are me. Lol

World Heritage Post

you're not bad with money you're just living in a society that underpays you, overcharges you, then gaslights you into feeling guilty for needing to eat

I dont care, this shit is funny af. 

I feel like I’m not connected to anyone in a deep level anymore

Wаnnа liск Norene pussy?

Time to rewatch Pan's Labyrinth