i got this, i'm truly fine

there’s a cultural obsession with labelling all female authors as unintelligent or otherwise only capable of accidentally stumbling into brief moments of genius in their works that we need to start pushing back against

there’s this belief that ilya is the bottom in their relationship and it doesn’t help he’s so flamboyant and there’s this joke around “he’s gay or european?” which is obviously based on nothing but stereotypes. shane is always carrying ilya’s stuff, and holding ilya’s waist and ilya is always sitting on shane’s lap and doesn’t help at all he’s always making shane’s plate at the gatherings. and one time shane fixed a pipe at one of the centaurs house and the wags spread the story around so people really just assume that shane is the “man” of the house. the thing is that ilya and shane never share, confirm or denies what happens in their private lives. their dynamics is for them only and rose landry

Anytime I feel sad, all I need to do is remember that it’s not as bad as Troy in that one November, and that Luca Haas existed, and then suddenly I’m not as sad

i know we probably all know this but to be clear ilya is walking through the door shane is holding open for him carrying absolutely nothing and talking dramatically with his hands in an aggressively slavic manner while shane also carries his bags, his hopes, his dreams, and his entire life

goshhhh I love that hudson plays show!shane as way more emotionally vulnerable than book!shane. show!shane is always rolling over and showing ilya his soft underbelly (often without even realizing it) and ilya is always like AAA AAAAAAAA YOU CAN’T DO THAT YOU CAN’T LET PEOPLE SEE YOU FEEL and then shane’s big brown eyes start getting all shiny/wet with tears and his bottom lip wobbles a little and ilya is like well now I have to kms. or take care of you forever. AGH

My Shane is really good at eating pussy. It was his favourite part of Straight Sex™ (because it doesn't require him staying hard). Like, my boy takes eating pussy seriously. He did research on the subject. He could stay down there all night. (please let that be enough, please be tired after the three orgasms you just had, no, really it's fine, you don't have to return the favour). He likes making his partner feel good and it was the only time during Straight Sex™ where he felt he succeeded at that.

Hey… only 9 more months until more Hollanov Raw Sex in front of our eyeballs….

My TV is pregnant & it’s Jacob Tierney’s

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something