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Ilya, drunk-calling Troy:Ā Please donāt answer, I want to leave a freestyle-rap voicemail.

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I genuinely can't get behind any posts that say Shane wouldn't like / ever forgive Troy bc those two have so much in common. They're two bitches saying "exactlyyyy" while talking about their two favorite activities: hockey and taking it up the ass. You're telling me Hockey Homotron 3000 and Hockey Homotron 3001 aren't getting along? If anything they're competing to see who can fit more of their fist in their mouth.
god one thing I really hope makes it into season 2 is Troy and Harris having a heart to heart and Troy literally running away down the street
TutorYim keep coming up with increasingly unhinged ways to tell us theyāre married and people continue to not believe them
imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

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I do want Shane to interact with his fellow queers who know fuck all about hockey, if only so he can experience the supreme satisfaction of having SOMEONE react appropriately to the reveal that he's dating Ilya - which is to say, they take one look at Ilya before whipping back around to Shane, jaws dropped, and go "Holy SHIT!!" and Shane can FINALLY smugly proclaim "I KNOW right??" Let him have this, at least
It is very important to me the show only fans know, that JJ never uses any sort of homophobic slur for other players in the book. It is unfair that the show writers had JJās character call Ilya by a slur, KNOWING what happens in The Long Game.
Yes, JJ made a mistake by doubting Shane after tripgate. But before that he never gives any reason to Shane to not trust him. In fact, JJ gets over the whole Rozanov of it all in just a matter of a few days. (As opposed to Hayden Pike of course)
TV!JJ deserves better.
Are people calling Hudson fat because his belly makes him look the most like a real hockey player heās ever looked (his arms are too big though. Hockey players typically donāt have biceps that big)
humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this
okay so ik they've secured the rights to use the centaurs name in season two of heated rivalry, and don't get me wrong, I wanna see the team wearing that ugly ass logo on their chests so bad, but does everyone remember the reactions to this logo reveal?
cause ever since I saw it, I've been wondering how they could take this type of symbolism into s2

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I love how the Role Model discusses redemption in a really covert manner.
Because lately it seems like people had forgotten that redemption isn't something a person can deserve or earn. It doesn't have any conditions beyond just trying to do better.
Troy choses to do better, he doesn't ask for premitionon or wait for someone to tell him to do it. He sees the opportunity (moving to a new team) and takes it. He puts in the work, even though it's difficult and awkward.
He apologizes and at no point does he expect to be forgiven. And even if he weren't forgiven, that wouldn't change his decision to be better, because he isn't doing it just to get people to forgive him. He genuinely wants to be a better person.
And that is ultimately all that matters, to do better even with little to no support, to do better even if not forgiven and to do better even if the rest of the world seems against it.
I know a lot of you are fans of the Ilya has trouble getting hard/achieving orgasm on his meds headcanon. And I agree, there are sooo many delicious fics and headcanons based on this (but if Iām honest I donāt trust Miss R with the intricacies of this dynamic and would rather it didnāt appear in book 3ā¦but I digress)
But have you considered: Ilya canāt drink on his meds.
Imagine them at the club after their first cup win with the Centaurs. Shane is absolutely wasted, having the time of his life, and Ilya is also having the time of his life stone cold sober, cause he gets to see his husband let loose and then afterwards he gets to drive him home and bridal carry him to bed and feed him a glass of water and make him a greasy breakfast the next morning because Shane is hungover. Like, that is his baby!
Imagine the Centaurs at the barbecue passing around a blunt and Shane looks kinda interested actually. He has been depriving himself his whole life, he kinda wants to try. So obviously Ilya can read this on his face and is like: Shanya you can try. I will take care of you, donāt worry Iām here. So then Ilya gets to witness Shane getting high for the first time and Shane is absolutely trying to crawl into Ilyaās skin in front of god and everybody and every single one of the Centaurs. Shane and Harris both get the munchies so now they are standing in Boodās kitchen a little after midnight arguing over how to make apple pie. Harris is like: Iām the king of apples! I know this! And Shane is like: Well. I have never baked anything in my entire life but Iām still pretty sure I am correct. And then they are both giggling and shoving each other and they end up covered in flour. And Ilya is standing in the kitchen doorway arms crossed stone cold sober, has never been more lucid and present, and thinks: this is the best moment of my life. Like, he keeps complaining to Shane that he misses Vodka, but he doesnāt. He would not trade this for anything and he knows Shane only lets loose 100% because he trusts Ilya to protect and take care of him.
And then the next morning Ilya wakes Shane with little kisses on his face like: Good Morning Shanya *kiss* can you tell me *kiss* why is there so much flour *kiss* in my car? Hm? *kiss* Itās all over the seats? *kiss* any idea how that happened? *kiss*
And Shane is like: *grumble grumble* Shut uuuuup *hits him with a pillow*
So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun
Never forget that after their first hookup Shane was in his hotel room like fuck. Fuck Iām such a failure. He swallowed & I didnāt even try to let him cum in my mouth. If spitters are quitters what am I??? A fucking loser thatās what. But definitely not a gay one. Next time Iāll swallow. In a no homo way.
Happy Anniversary Hollanov, and best of luck to Shaneās hole for the next 24 hours

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Shane also needs to interact with other gay men just to understand how truly lucky he is. He needs to hear someone go off about going on Grindr to find a top for the night and then finding out that all of the guys who have the 'Hung' tag on their profile are packing like five and a half inches at MOST and then Shane has to be like "Oh that. Yeah that sounds rough." Meanwhile he lost his anal virginity to a knockout with model looks who works out for a living and started their relationship by jerking his enormous hog at him in a communal shower which has always been one of Shane's top five fantasies. And he's literally never had to be on The Apps because he's the bottom of all time actually and the DomTop with the enormous dick imprinted on him like a fucking duckling the first time Shane came untouched under him which was, I cannot stress this enough, when he LOST HIS VIRGINITY.
Like shut the fuck up Shane Hollander how does it feel to be the chosen one. He has to confront all of this because he needs to know that he has, once again, won at life in every meaningful way. And then he can sit there like :] while that sad bottom over there bemoans the Grindr biome.