Matthew

hilarious to me when i have a mutual for a long time but i dont know their name or nationality or age like that's my friend!!! my very good friend! who's. well. they're cool and they like the thing. you know.

Little freaks

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

would you still love me if I spin you right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round

but would you love yourself if you were a worm?

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

How wet do you think your bones are right now

Unhinged is my favorite genre of women

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up