phds in fujopology and yaoinomics

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

My favorite song gotta be Happy by Farell

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

Your uncle was hunted by puppets that is crazy I actually had two uncles who got hunted by puppets and they got hunted without any smoked meats or puppet knives to defend themselves so I basically know what you're talking about but even better when you think about it and I come from a proud lineage of puppet huntlets but yeah I totally get what you are saying even if you say it less beautifully than I me

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

applying to jobs is kinda fun. no i dont have experience in sales or customer service or using that system ive already forgotten the name of anyway can i have one job please

no longer fun what do you mean you want me to make a fucking account on your site to apply for a job. eat shit?

applying to jobs is kinda fun. no i dont have experience in sales or customer service or using that system ive already forgotten the name of anyway can i have one job please

im certain theres people out there who are worse than i am at writing resumes or being polite to others who have still gotten whatever job they applied for so i just dont care