phds in fujopology and yaoinomics

And if I said Megamind is one of the few movies that understands Superman.

And if I said Megamind through its three subversions of Superman shows a deeper understanding that the point of Superman is that he was loved and taught to love by good, present parents, and because of that he is able to return that love to a world even if it doesn't always accept it, and he is not corrupted by his power, than many other films either subverting or playing the superman story straight.

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

if it's so unethical to want to avoid giving birth to an unhealthy baby why should women avoid drugs and alcohol during pregnancy

yeah basically food can only fit one thing in it, nutrients or flavor, so if it tastes like shit that's good and if it tastes good it's bad, because only suffering is good for you, but there's more. we have a list of words of stuff in your food that's Good, and stuff that's Bad and it's never more complicated that. so if it has protein fiber antioxidants omega 3 that's Good and you need more of that you're not getting enough you're never getting enough you need infinite of that so that's why they're selling the same snacks but with "100g Good thing" on the front of the box at double the price BUT if it has carbs fat salt sugar sugar substitute gmo gluten starch calorie or anything that sounds like a molecule then basically that cancels out any of the good in it and if you eat it you'll die and get fat and every health problem will be your fault because you chose to give in to the temptations of the flesh instead of living the pure and holy life of an ascetic and this is just science it's facts they said it on tv and even a podcast. 👁️👄👁️ urruunhhhhh

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god