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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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I'd rather be in outer space šø
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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I'm addicted to just saying shit

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āWhy donāt you use aiā idk man beyond the obvious environmental and āthis machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselvesā thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
Man im just doing bullshit
one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

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nurse: doctor... the patient is flatlining... we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!
doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!
*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*
*pulse starts again*
nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!
doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...
doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!
nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios
moral of the story: the doctor was a woman
casual pokemon player meme: I would like to have sex with this animal
competitive pokemon player meme: Bro thought he could switch his 252 Spe Borgulon into 252 SpAtk Choice Codpiece 2x Funny Dance STAB Mega Booboobus Peerless Tsunami š
looper
Official Time Loop Post
As a relatively large blog I need to be very very careful what disagreements I interact with and what I mention because there is always a nonzero chance of it all blowing up into a big thing, but unfortunately some of yall are incredibly funny
If I vague someone who dislikes my blog I need yall to pinkie swear promise to stay in yāallās lane, yeah? Like thereās a chance we can share a little anecdote together as a treat but only if we all promise not to get all vigilante super sleuth and fuck around in their business, okay? Honour system or we donāt get to play n the space
ANYHOW I was going through my mentions and saw someone say something to the tune of āI finally blocked that fakeass poser Teabootā and out of curiosity I clicked their blog to see if I was actually blocked and I. Wasnāt
eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

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GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLā
some IMPORTANT UPDATES
stay tuned for the resolution
THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING EARLIER
A.FUCKI G.REAL LIFE LWJ. A fkn modern wangxian au this is crazy
PLEASE GO ON REDDIT AND CHECK THE UPDATES!!!!
THEREāS MOOOORE
This is a hell of a ride but this is the Queer romance of arranged Marraige actually turning romance and ahhh i love it so much
GOOD FOR THEM!
this is adorable but iām still just stuck onĀ āhe keeps crawling into my lap and cuddling and nuzzling me, but i canāt tell if he LIKES ME-likes me, please helpā
dude
I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.
I promise Iām not trying to be pretentious here. Jeanne dāArcās last name is dāArc.Ā An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for āof Arcā, and thatās why we know her as Joan of Arc.Ā At the time, she was more commonly known as āJeanne la Pucelleā, meaning āJoan the Maidenā or āJoan the Virginā.
anyways since her main attack strategy was āhit them until they stop movingā I think sheād be a gorilla.
*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?
Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?

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Writing tips:
āYou feel the bulge in his pantsā - implies that you are feeling some guyās penis, may be sexy depending on context
āYou feel the bugle in his pantsā - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
A yuri is anything that makes me happy. Pizza is a yuri. Drugs are yuri. Kissing girls is yuri.