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I'm addicted to just saying shit

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

Official Time Loop Post

As a relatively large blog I need to be very very careful what disagreements I interact with and what I mention because there is always a nonzero chance of it all blowing up into a big thing, but unfortunately some of yall are incredibly funny

If I vague someone who dislikes my blog I need yall to pinkie swear promise to stay in y’all’s lane, yeah? Like there’s a chance we can share a little anecdote together as a treat but only if we all promise not to get all vigilante super sleuth and fuck around in their business, okay? Honour system or we don’t get to play n the space

ANYHOW I was going through my mentions and saw someone say something to the tune of “I finally blocked that fakeass poser Teaboot” and out of curiosity I clicked their blog to see if I was actually blocked and I. Wasn’t

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

A yuri is anything that makes me happy. Pizza is a yuri. Drugs are yuri. Kissing girls is yuri.