mental health and fishing

Hyperfixate on some Freak Shit.

Brave Adventurer I must now send you on your most difficult quest yet, I task thee- Go To Bed.

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.

please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

lets all click on the source of the gif

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

lost all my bart coin nedless to say im gonna marge into oncoming traffic

i had a coworker who had such a strong sense of smell that she could tell when people were on their periods and publically called them out on it, so i started calling her the Bloodhound which she didnt appreciate for some reason. girl you made this bed im just decorating it

i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results