mental health and fishing

Hyperfixate on some Freak Shit.

Guys maybe someday I'll finish and post fanfiction again. That was a fun time. When I was doing that.

I have three beverages advising me at all times

notice how everyone is horny today

they call me the sex toy assassin on account of the way i can effortlessly kill a vibe

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

she goes to the o-zone when i layer

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

You guys allow them hospitals?

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

why is it so fucking hard to convince myself to drink water when its hot out. im usually good at drinking water but the second its more crucial im like Well i've always admired the lifestyle of the noble and glorious eagle

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.