mental health and fishing

Hyperfixate on some Freak Shit.

fake "secret third thing" fans when a queerplatonic relationship they can't portray as romance lite walks in

Gonna go have plot important sex with my protagonist wife

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

no thanks

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

my identity has been stolen

I’m losing and gaining followers at a pretty equivalent rate, so I imagine it’s like the Abe Simpson gif whereupon they see all the man-spiders and whistle their way out the same door they entered

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob