Sandwich Fiend

If LEGO Batman’s parents were LEGO billionaires and they were shot, imagine the amount of studs that fountained out of them as Bruce was crying while being showered in LEGO currency.

I know I reblogged the first image just a minute a go but this iS CLEARLY SUPERIOR!

gayest sport on earth

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know

Hey I cant defend the second bit but the bit about sexual harassment were proven false and in fact they were investigated for allegations of elder abuse against stan lee

To Paraphrase, Stan Lee DIDN’T harass anyone, and had an understandable reasoning behind his thinking, and it also left room for the Miles Morales and Spider-Gwen storylines, which is awesome

I honestly feel sick seeing people come out of the woodworks to shit on an icon of popular culture like this on the day he died.

tl;dr Stan Lee was a good person and OP is a misinforming asshole

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

HUH????

you know when i was reblogging this old videos i made when i was watching pokemon on a whim this morning i never expected that this would get so many notes 

people like to say that superhero movies “aren’t realistic” but what about that time Steve Rogers hurled himself out of a plane without a parachute rather than deal with a friend’s questions about his love life

who’s been talking shit to spongebobfreezeframes