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Can I vent about something in your inbox since I dont have any zorobin shipper friends 😅
“Robin is too old for Zoro/she’s like his mom” arguments pmo because 1) if the genders were reversed no one would be blinking an eye at a 30 year old man and 21 year old woman being shipped together, 2) Robin in no way acts like a mother to Zoro, in fact with Zoro’s personality and the way he interacts with her you could argue HE’S the one acting paternalistic towards her, and Zoro looks and acts WAY older than a 21 year old
Hi! Thanks for the question!
Age "arguments" arise when someone has nothing better to say. I'm not really into trying to prove things to people who don't read the manga or watch the anime (I don't advise you either). Especially since Oda himself has repeatedly debunked them with canonical examples — Rayleigh x Shakky (14 years difference), Ripley x Gaban (Ripley is older, but it's not yet clear by how much), Ginny x Kuma (she's 4 years older than Kuma). Even the giant Yarul likes "older women," and he's 408 years old! Also, there are those who "ship" Zoro with Tashigi, Perona, and Hiyori, all of whom are older than Zoro — 23, 25, and 26 years old, respectively. Doesn't bother anyone, right? The final point is made by actor Mackenyu Arata, who plays Zoro in the OPLA: he's married to a woman seven years older than him, so let these people explain the "age difference" to him :)
Of course, Robin was never a "mother" to Zoro(in the classical sense). Besides, she knows he's the most mature and sensible of the crew. Remember, for example, the arrival at Zou (chapter 804) — Robin asks Zoro what they should do next, not Franky, who's older than Zoro, not Law, who's also older than Zoro. Besides, Law as a Captain is on the same level as Luffy (even though he was the one who told them to sail to Zou, so it would have been more logical to ask him). She trusts Zoro's "mature" decisions.In fact, as those I've referenced in my posts have noted, Robin only acts "motherly" toward Chopper and the other children she meets (Momo, Toko, Bonney).
I disagree with you that Zoro acts "fatherly" towards Robin; perhaps we simply understand the meaning differently. Is he protecting her? Yes. Is he caring for her? Of course. (Is he in love with her? Absolutely! xD) I believe the same principle applies here: Zoro acts "fatherly" only with Chopper, as has been shown more than once. He also gives Luffy instructions, but they are of a different nature: He teaches Chopper how to be a "Man" and gives Luffy advice on how to be a "Captain".
A few more words about "mother." In some descriptions of Japanese relationships, you can find the idea that a good wife partially fulfills a "maternal" function for her husband: she cares for his well-being; she creates a sense of home and security; she listens and supports him; she accepts his weaknesses.
BUT it's important to understand that this doesn't mean the wife literally becomes her husband's mother. This refers to emotional care and acceptance. Sometimes it's even described as a combination of three qualities of a wife: A mother — cares; A friend or partner — understands; A lover — maintains a romantic connection.
Robin knows, trusts, respects, understands, and cares for Zoro, and vice versa. And that's how it should be in an ideal marriage.
I thought I'd keep my answer short, but it turned out as usual… But I hope you're satisfied with my opinion on this matter and weren't put off by this "wall of text." Thank you again! Oh, do the answers get published as a post too? D: Then, I'll add some hashtags… I hope you'll forgive me for leaving it unedited~
Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:
is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on
I’m picturing it as we speak
All it means when people say “you’re speaking from a place of privilege” is that you’re likely to underestimate how bad the problem is by default because you are never personally exposed to that problem. It’s not a moral judgement of how difficult your life is.
^^^^^^ read it. say it out loud. keep repeating it until you understand.
As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China
cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please
Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

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oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this
what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)
0, 1, or 2
3
4 or 5
6
7, 8, or 9
Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.
"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase
Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.
in modern day it's very easy to look at batman and be like "WHAT was this guy doing. Insane choice. You do NOT have to fight crime this way" but then you learn literally anything about the US in 1900-1939 and you're like "oh a batman terrifying people would have actually for real improved the situation"
"what did batman do to improve Gotham in ANY WAY that Bruce Wayne couldn't"
Batman is breaking into your landlord's apartment and and saying they would be seeing Batman EVERY NIGHT until they got running water in the apartment building, there are literal plague rats running around
Batman is solving crimes the police ignore due to sexism and racism, finding the perpetrators, and dangling them off a roof, promising if they ever do that again, he will also dangle them off a roof again
Batman is breaking into mafioso bedrooms, tying them up, gluing 500 individual feathers onto them, then taking pictures and sending them to every big newspaper chain in the country to remind people that the ones they're afraid of are still only men
Then he finds police officers on the take and glues feathers to all their uniforms so they can't walk around without everyone knowing they are also associated with the chicken mafia, what a loser.
He is seeing violent crime happen on the streets and swooping in to get in the way as it is happening. Extortion, assault, murders-- get good, assholes, your crime is witnessed and you have been punched in the face, AND he's going to tip off the police commissioner who last year started listening. He is blowing up a mobster weapons depot so they have fewer guns on the street.
Bruce Wayne can help when the system is working. And Batman gets to work when the system does not.
pick whatever option the person you're following who reblogged this post didn't pick. if they didn't say in the tags what they picked or if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random instead.
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What I wouldn’t give for Weiss to have the snark of SAO Abridged Kirito or Asuna...
How did it take me 5 years to think of the reference I should have made?
Cinder lectures people like Abridged Rosalia, so the natural choice was:
i do desperately need everyone on this website especially people who arent american but want to rag on america to familiarize themselves with the basic romanized spelling conventions of native american languages because every day i come on here and i see people making fun of massachusetts or connecticut or mississippi or passamaquoddy or mashpee or nipissing and its like PLEASE. PLEASE THEY ARENT ENGLISH WORDS. PLEAAAAASEEEEEUUUHHH. USE YOUR MINDS TO IDENTIFY WHEN A WORD LOOKS LIKE IT MAY NOT BE ENGLISH. I DONT CARE IF YOU MAKE FUN OF AMERICA JUST PLEASE STOP BEING RACIST WHILE YOU DO IT
Map I found showing which states got their names from where. Over half of the states come from Indigenous languages.
ngl I want to see more of Team RWBY doing things that show off their past experiences
Ruby being amazing with weapons and engineering, knowing the works of intricate hardware, being able to figure out mechanical puzzles in a matter of seconds
Weiss being able to differentiate specific types of wine, being good with money, being SO GOOD. with fancy and formal outfits
Blake having survival experience, knowing which berries are good and which are poisonous, being able to cook wild animals
Yang having clubbing experience, knowing how to bartend SO WELL, doing all the dumb tricks like flipping the shaker or sliding the glass down the bar
give me more RWBY having obscure and unique skills because of how they grew up!!!!
wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god
Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.
You're evil and you know it
good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

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An Argument/Game
Thank you for so much for sending me this one @eldriwolf !
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Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:
get off tumblr, please.
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