A Commie Meme Boi

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

this comic was about my experience as an autistic person trying to do tasks that would usually be second nature for an allistic person but I'm glad people are relating and resonating with it :}

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

waiter waiter! assurances from my friends & lovers that they want to spend time with me, enjoy my company, and find value in my contributions to their lives!

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

When a tiny little frog wants to cheer you up, things will be okay after all 🐸💚💖❤️‍🩹