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transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

black-quadrant

Reblog this triple-dead post for something good to happen to you this week.

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writing-prompt-s

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

marlynnofmany

“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”

“A classic. Congratulations.”

“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”

“Effective. Next?”

“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”

“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”

feyosha

Breaking News: Wizard Grad Student causes major religious schism by casting drain soul on microorganisms, accidentally proving Animism

thevoidwatches

“I tied my body’s physical shape to my self-image. As long as I feel young, I won’t age.”

“I see it also gave you… ah…”

“Massive dobonhonkeroos?”

“I was trying to find a more diplomatic way to bring it up.”

“An unexpected side effect, but not an unwelcome one.”

“Shall I assume it’s she/her from here on out, then?”

“Oh yes.”

deep-space-netwerk

[Link]

Under the "has cleared its orbital neighborhood" and "fuses hydrogen into helium" definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.

lvl10blvkmage

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

my-plot-thots

Moshang reverse Mulan where Shang Qinghua avoids the draft by pretending he is a woman to slip the boarder. He escapes his kingdom only to be picked up by a wealthy man who sees him walking beside the road. He may have escaped his kingdom and the draft, but he accidentally stumbled right into the arms of the opposing kingdom’s ruler, who thinks he is a lone maiden and seems to be into him.

#please #please please #shang qinghua #moshang #svsss #mobei jun

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montemoshang

Moshang en la edición Rusa de SAVE 💙💙💙💙

#sooooo beautiful

agendratum

bro i get recharged in your arms but it's not even a big deal bro whatever bro

bonus:

#I live for seungbin interactions #just a whore #😔#stray kids #skz

ilfascinodelvago

voluptama

butt types

lurker-no-more

This is my new favorite thing, ngl. 🍑✨🍑

literallymechanical

So one of the funny things about materials science is that Brilluoin zone diagrams for crystal lattices look like they come straight out of a medieval grimoire.

literallymechanical

I cast spell of <111> silicon

crazy-pages

Check out the x-ray diffraction pattern image of the reciprocal lattice of icosahedrite. Found only at the blast sites of intense meteorite impacts and nuclear bombs.

bogleech

hey did you know how big an albatross was because I

VERY

fucking

did not

ayellowbirds

i’m so glad people are learning this.

cryoverkiltmilk

I… I knew in numerical values how big they were, but I’ve never seen them next to humans before

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A LORGE BIRB

witchyrem-ains

I thought albatross was another word for “seagull” not for “terror of the fucking sky”

zoreta

The reason albatross are so huge is because they need huge wings for their unique lifestyle.

Albatross can go months, if not over a year without seeing land. There is a pocket of air trapped between wave fronts and they just ride ontop of it. To make that work, they need huge wings. If the winds die they rest on the surface, and wait for the winds to return; the huge wings mean it’s not worth it to fly any other way. When they need to eat they pluck fish and squid from the surface, and sometimes dive. Nobody is entirely sure if they sleep on the wing, and if so, how.

The large wings also mean that taking off and landing are the hardest parts of flying for an albatross. Generally they avoid it, but for nesting and resting, it’s unavoidable.

Albatross have complex mating dances, and selecting a mate can take years; as they narrow down partners they create their own dancing language that they invent themselves. Once half of a pair has died, that dance is lost. These couples do not travel together once their chick has grown (and it is always a single chick at a time). Instead they will separate to travel the world, not seeing each other again until it is time to return to the island they themselves hatched from, as have hundreds of generations before them. Wanderers, who always find their way home.

yadayadayading

I was so not emotionally prepared for reading this thanks

asongoftearsandfandoms

“Al- Albatross?! It’s a jumbo!”

gone-to-dogdna-deactivated20260

Want to add two of my favorites that show size!

nonsenseandstuff

So in the ancient mariner when they tie the albatross around his neck, it was This Big? Dragging on the deck? Weighing him down physically as well as with guilt?

anais-ninja-bitch

yeah, that’s part of why that poem goes so hard! i’m trying to remember if our teacher showed us any images or just explain: this bird is basically the size of a person, this bird is so big, y'all.

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jerseymuppet

my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

jerseymuppet

Oh I didn’t forget. Make no mistake I did not forget the fact that Stephanie Meyer, nyt’s bestselling author of thee Twilight series who, upon looking at the weirdest greasiest human alive said oh my god I need to make this man* a creepy ass abusive predator. And I did not forget Gerard was so offended and upset that they wrote a whole ass diss track about it and went on a rant on Twitter that ended with them talking about getting that philharmonic cheddar. I can never forget.

jerseymuppet

The philharmonic cheddar. For proof and prosperity!

wuwojiti

forever trapped in the juggling dimension

chiptrillino-art

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suki is hogging the warm one! sokka is just down to hug and grab butt. and zuko has to carry suki's bag.

Life could be dream

my,, slinky

making them :3

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